Probably TMI, but I don't care.
Oh my sweet jeebus motherfucker. I have the WORST bladder infection ever. My doctor can't see me for two weeks. Somebody please come get my kids so I can go to a walk-in clinic. Or just come give me painkillers so I won't scream every time I go pee. That's starting to freak out the kids.
I need to start a whole new journal for this subject, but for right now here's your latest installment of "Stuff Jaden Says:"
J: Mom, I can't sleep. Every time I close my eyes, I think of explosions.
Me: Well, let's talk about some happy things that you can think about when you close your eyes.
J: I'll think about you, mommy. That ALWAYS makes me happy.
Me: (about to cry from the sweetness of that comment) Oh, Jaden...that's so nice.
J: Whoops! I messed up and started thinking about dead puppies.
I need to start a whole new journal for this subject, but for right now here's your latest installment of "Stuff Jaden Says:"
J: Mom, I can't sleep. Every time I close my eyes, I think of explosions.
Me: Well, let's talk about some happy things that you can think about when you close your eyes.
J: I'll think about you, mommy. That ALWAYS makes me happy.
Me: (about to cry from the sweetness of that comment) Oh, Jaden...that's so nice.
J: Whoops! I messed up and started thinking about dead puppies.