Another "random spam" installation
Now... it's not unusual (to be loved by anyone, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh) for me to get spam with random sentences strewn together, but they always include some kind of link to a website, or stock advice or something within that. Today, however, I received this in the body of the e-mail, with nothing else. Enjoy!
Hello!
Smoked six packs a day.
If I don't get it off my chest
Now there are roaches eating crumbs-
Just think of all the energy
I didn't turn the TV off.
I was in for a surprise.
I watched TV instead-
I know that it will bore me.
There won't be no more homework
and we've locked the school's front door.
Glory, glory hallelujah!
He just can't wait to read my books-
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
I suffered-it was awful-
a million, more or less.
My friends all started laughing,
And then I felt a third and fourth.
I give him all my homework,
I watched TV instead-
I had asthma and was wheezing.
I felt it on my ear.
Which makes my parents glad.
A nice warm bubble bath!
He greets me at the door each day
Hello!
Smoked six packs a day.
If I don't get it off my chest
Now there are roaches eating crumbs-
Just think of all the energy
I didn't turn the TV off.
I was in for a surprise.
I watched TV instead-
I know that it will bore me.
There won't be no more homework
and we've locked the school's front door.
Glory, glory hallelujah!
He just can't wait to read my books-
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
I suffered-it was awful-
a million, more or less.
My friends all started laughing,
And then I felt a third and fourth.
I give him all my homework,
I watched TV instead-
I had asthma and was wheezing.
I felt it on my ear.
Which makes my parents glad.
A nice warm bubble bath!
He greets me at the door each day