(X, S&S) Overtime: The OOC
tammaiya and I have completed an S&S fic entitled "Overtime". It is 5000+ words of SMUT and located over at her ficlog, insaneidiot. If you love us, you will go over there to read and review.
This is the OOC log that goes along with it. Read after reading (and reviewing!) the actual fic, plzkthx.
Overtime: The OOC
by Kelsey & Tammaiya
Disclaimer: Not ours!
Warnings: ...hah.
Notes: tammaiya and I have wonderful conversations will writing smutfic, apparently. :3
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Why Indeed
tammaiya: erm. why is Seishirou pr0nning onto Subaru in the first place? aside from the obvious "Subaru is hot" and "he wants to" I mean.
He Really Can't
littledust: *laughs*
"GOD DAMN IT STOP BEING SEXY AT ME."
";_; But Subaru-kun, I can't help it."
No One Expects This
littledust: The Spanish Inquisition is vitally interested in stopping S&S pr0n? Bastards.
Fuuma Causes Nothing But Trouble
Seishirou: I do not... whine. I sulk. With dignity.
Subaru: *sweatdrop* Seishirou-san, there is no such thing as dignified sulking. *pause* Wait, what's this about me in a bathrobe? *turns neon red*
Seishirou: *aggravated* You never seduce me, Subaru-kun. *tragic sigh* What if all the magic has gone out of our relationship? I think you need to emerge from the shower, put on your bathrobe, and let me ravish you.
Subaru: S-Seishirou-san! *looks like he is about to pass out from too much blood to the head*
Seishirou: *musing* Or I suppose I could always ravish you IN the shower...
Subaru: *flails* Seishirou-san, NO! Did it ever occur to you that I might not be in the mood right n--nngh oh god.
Seishirou: Why, no, it didn't! :D
Subaru: Nnnnnngh. *melts*
Seishirou: To the shower! :3
Subaru: *twitch* It will take too long for the water to warm up.
Seishirou: But--
Subaru: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, SEISHIROU-SAN.
Seishirou: In the middle of the kitchen?
Subaru: YES.
Seishirou: Okay!
--5 minutes later--
Doorbell: Ding dong! :D
Seishirou: Just ignore it--
Subaru: *anguish* No, I have to get it, I'm expecting a package... *weaves off to the door* *opens*
Fuuma: *eyes him up and down* >:3
Subaru: ... What are you doing here?
Fuuma: I was here to see my angel, actually. >D
Subaru: *flash of jealousy* He's not here.
Seishirou: *appears next to Subaru* And he's busy. :D *snags Subaru into a snog and tries to kick the door shut*
Subaru: *whimpercling* *shoves his tongue down Seishirou's throat* *MINE*
Seishirou: *entirely distracted*
Fuuma: *toes open the door VERY QUIETLY with his shoe and watches* :9
Seishirou: ... *breaks off kiss* No, you may NOT join in.
Fuuma: You're so mean to me.
Seishirou: Ah, but I'm very nice to Subaru-kun. :3
Subaru: *chokes* *neon red*
Fuuma: *amused* I'm sure you are. Anyway, I was hoping you wanted to go out for ice cream, but I can see you... have company.
Subaru: *blinks* Wait... did he just say... *upset* You haven't been dating him, have you?
Seishirou: *distinctly pained* Subaru-kun, why would I ever want to date anyone other than you?
Subaru: Because you don't love me? Because they're more attractive than me? *angst*
Seishirou: *hates on the UNIVERSE* I love you very much and NO ONE is more attractive than you. Go away, Fuuma.
Fuuma: But then I'd miss more touching scenes like this one. ;;
Subaru: *angsting* But how can I be attractive, much less to someone like YOU? I'm just me...
Seishirou: Subaru-kun. I am TELLING you that you are a beautiful man.
Subaru: *ANGST* YOU ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY LOOKS.
Seishirou: *contemplates killing Fuuma*
Subaru: And you still haven't explained the ice-cream thing! *wail*
Seishirou: It's not like that! You take Kamui out, don't you? *pause* Unless... *goes into hulkSMASH mode* >F
Subaru: *panicking* Don't kill Kamui! He's like a younger brother to me!
Fuuma: *mutter* Yeah, a younger brother with a CRUSH on you.
Seishirou: *too calmly* Where is Kamui?
Subaru: SEISHIROU-SAN! NO!
Seishirou: *very upset* It doesn't matter if he's like a younger brother to you! In fact, quite frankly that is even MORE suspicious!
Subaru: ... what? o.o
Seishirou: You could just be telling yourself it's brotherly love!
Subaru: *cough, blush* Seishirou-san, I dont like... younger men. Or any other men at all, in fact. You sort of got to me first and never let go.
Seishirou: BUT KAMUI DOESN'T KNOW THIS.
Subaru: Actually--
Seishirou: WE NEED TO FIND KAMUI. NOW.
Fuuma: I'm right here. TT
Seishirou: *grabs nearby frying pan* *SLAM*
Subaru: ... o.o .........my hero. <3333
tammaiya: *DIES*
And Subaru and Seishirou shag happily ever after without exploring Seishirou's incestuous tendencies and/or whether he is Kamui's father in this log too. Fuuma and Kamui may or may not have ended up shagging; quite frankly, Seishirou couldn't care less. The end!
littledust: BWAHAHAHA and they all lived happily ever after.
So! Wanna get back to smutting? :3
Some Like It Hot
littledust: uh-oh. the Subaru in my head is PISSED ;;
tammaiya: yay! angry sex! er, I mean...
Going for the Gymnastic Gold
littledust: You and your acrobatic sex. :P And sorry for the long pause, I got distracted XD;
Obligatory Subaru Fangirling
littledust: annnnnd Seishirou's brain melts now X3
tammaiya: mine does too XD
littledust: GOD Subaru can be so unconsciously sexy
tammaiya: *incoherent gurgle of affirmation*
Notify the Dictionary
tammaiya: even yayer!
tammaiya: ...
tammaiya: *creates a word*
She's Got the Power
littledust: DRINK TEA!
tammaiya: *peacefully* I like tea.
tammaiya: ........ I
tammaiya: 'M YUUTO! OH NOEZ!
Psychoanalysis
tammaiya: Seishirou really is just a sadist. Sorry, Subaru.
littledust: Haha, yeah, poor boy. XD But God, you'd think Seishirou would want to get off by now, too.
tammaiya: Yes, but I think he gets off on this PSYCHOLOGICALLY. XD
littledust: This is true. XD Poor, poor Subaru.
The Lady is Right
tammaiya: you know what needs to be a colourbar? "Seishirou as Kamui's father is cracklove!"
A Dish Best Served Naked
littledust: this is very SEXY revenge, of course XD
Oh Em Gee
littledust: *DIES* SEISHIROU. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
tammaiya: He's jealous. Subaru loves his work more than he loves him! XD
No, really? I do not know. I think I need a lobotomy. Seishirou and I can go together. *headdesk*
My Ass Hurts When I Sit Down
littledust: Hahahaha GOD the image of Subaru calling in sick because of sex-related aches is hilarious.
tammaiya: god, imagine if this was during 99. "Yeah, hi. Um. About that. No, I can't guard the Kekkai. No, I'm SORRY, but I can't! Why? Er... *blush* Yes, I'm still here. Sorry, Kamui. I'm sick! No, I'm all right- well, okay, not all right. I WILL be all right. No, it's not a cold, I just... no, really, it's okay. I'm just sore. From... from... *helpless look at Seishirou, who steals the phone*"
littledust: "Hello, Kamui. *winces, holds phone away from ear* *screaming is heard, eventually stops* *calmly* No, I did not do anything to him. Well. Anything he didn't want me to. *smirks* No, that is not too much information. Too much information would be tell you what Subaru looks like when he--*Subaru steals the phone*"
tammaiya: "JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING HE SAID. He hasn't brainwashed me! No, he isn't doing anything funny to- *BLUSH* ... w-well, um, y-yes but... that... He didn't do anything to me without my consent! *holds phone about a metre away from ear and cringes*
Special Guest Appearance
tammaiya: *after brief explanation to Fahye*
Fahye says:
I hope subaru was in the kind of mood where that didnt make him die on the spot
Fahye says:
because then he'd have to wait for him to come round and all..
Setting the Boundaries
littledust: DEAR SEISHIROU, NO YOU MAY NOT GIVE SUBARU A BLOWJOB. TT *mallets him*
Question and Answer
tammaiya: HAHAHAHA
tammaiya: why is our porn turning funny? XD
littledust: because Seishirou had to run off his big mouth XD and Subaru has adorable knees.
Euphemisms
littledust: There is no graceful way to phrase what is about to happen next, damn it. TT
tammaiya: Um, no. XD
littledust: *TRIES TO FIND ONE ANYWAY*
tammaiya: *sniggers* good bloody luck.
A Pair of Voyeurs
littledust: *DIES*
littledust: *REPEATEDLY*
littledust: AND THE NEIGHBORS NOW KNOW MORE ABOUT S&S THAN THEY EVER WANTED TO. OR MAYBE WANTED TO.
tammaiya: *dies laughing* they must have a high turnover of neighbours
littledust: Nah. I think word would get out to the yaoi fangirls fairly quickly. XD
tammaiya: hahaha. yes, us! let's move the villa in spain to japan.
littledust: Works for me. XD
Hamlet Wondered the Same Thing
littledust: To orgasm or not to orgasm? :p That is the question.
tammaiya: and a very good question. Hm. If he orgasms then we get saved from trying to think of tactful ways to say things?
littledust: And I am amused by one being brought on by Seishirou's sex face XD
tammaiya: ... okay, that seals it.
Kelsey is the Queen of Bad Puns
littledust: The man knows what he wants. XD Especially if he has two weeks to think about it.
tammaiya: yes. two weeks of stewing, wondering if maybe Subaru is getting bored of him and this is a subtle message or if Subaru has always put his work first... *g*
tammaiya: SEISHIROU COMES SECOND TO NONE, GODDAMN.
littledust: Except to Subaru, at least as far as this smut is going. ;D *bad pun, BAD PUN*
tammaiya: *BOOOOOOOOOO*
tammaiya: that was terrible! *dies*
littledust: Bad puns crack my shit up, dawg :p yo. homie-g?
Tammaiya's Literary Devices Do Drugs
tammaiya: I know. The bullet train is on speed and my metaphors are on crack. XD
THE END!
This is the OOC log that goes along with it. Read after reading (and reviewing!) the actual fic, plzkthx.
Overtime: The OOC
by Kelsey & Tammaiya
Disclaimer: Not ours!
Warnings: ...hah.
Notes: tammaiya and I have wonderful conversations will writing smutfic, apparently. :3
--
Why Indeed
tammaiya: erm. why is Seishirou pr0nning onto Subaru in the first place? aside from the obvious "Subaru is hot" and "he wants to" I mean.
He Really Can't
littledust: *laughs*
"GOD DAMN IT STOP BEING SEXY AT ME."
";_; But Subaru-kun, I can't help it."
No One Expects This
littledust: The Spanish Inquisition is vitally interested in stopping S&S pr0n? Bastards.
Fuuma Causes Nothing But Trouble
Seishirou: I do not... whine. I sulk. With dignity.
Subaru: *sweatdrop* Seishirou-san, there is no such thing as dignified sulking. *pause* Wait, what's this about me in a bathrobe? *turns neon red*
Seishirou: *aggravated* You never seduce me, Subaru-kun. *tragic sigh* What if all the magic has gone out of our relationship? I think you need to emerge from the shower, put on your bathrobe, and let me ravish you.
Subaru: S-Seishirou-san! *looks like he is about to pass out from too much blood to the head*
Seishirou: *musing* Or I suppose I could always ravish you IN the shower...
Subaru: *flails* Seishirou-san, NO! Did it ever occur to you that I might not be in the mood right n--nngh oh god.
Seishirou: Why, no, it didn't! :D
Subaru: Nnnnnngh. *melts*
Seishirou: To the shower! :3
Subaru: *twitch* It will take too long for the water to warm up.
Seishirou: But--
Subaru: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, SEISHIROU-SAN.
Seishirou: In the middle of the kitchen?
Subaru: YES.
Seishirou: Okay!
--5 minutes later--
Doorbell: Ding dong! :D
Seishirou: Just ignore it--
Subaru: *anguish* No, I have to get it, I'm expecting a package... *weaves off to the door* *opens*
Fuuma: *eyes him up and down* >:3
Subaru: ... What are you doing here?
Fuuma: I was here to see my angel, actually. >D
Subaru: *flash of jealousy* He's not here.
Seishirou: *appears next to Subaru* And he's busy. :D *snags Subaru into a snog and tries to kick the door shut*
Subaru: *whimpercling* *shoves his tongue down Seishirou's throat* *MINE*
Seishirou: *entirely distracted*
Fuuma: *toes open the door VERY QUIETLY with his shoe and watches* :9
Seishirou: ... *breaks off kiss* No, you may NOT join in.
Fuuma: You're so mean to me.
Seishirou: Ah, but I'm very nice to Subaru-kun. :3
Subaru: *chokes* *neon red*
Fuuma: *amused* I'm sure you are. Anyway, I was hoping you wanted to go out for ice cream, but I can see you... have company.
Subaru: *blinks* Wait... did he just say... *upset* You haven't been dating him, have you?
Seishirou: *distinctly pained* Subaru-kun, why would I ever want to date anyone other than you?
Subaru: Because you don't love me? Because they're more attractive than me? *angst*
Seishirou: *hates on the UNIVERSE* I love you very much and NO ONE is more attractive than you. Go away, Fuuma.
Fuuma: But then I'd miss more touching scenes like this one. ;;
Subaru: *angsting* But how can I be attractive, much less to someone like YOU? I'm just me...
Seishirou: Subaru-kun. I am TELLING you that you are a beautiful man.
Subaru: *ANGST* YOU ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY LOOKS.
Seishirou: *contemplates killing Fuuma*
Subaru: And you still haven't explained the ice-cream thing! *wail*
Seishirou: It's not like that! You take Kamui out, don't you? *pause* Unless... *goes into hulkSMASH mode* >F
Subaru: *panicking* Don't kill Kamui! He's like a younger brother to me!
Fuuma: *mutter* Yeah, a younger brother with a CRUSH on you.
Seishirou: *too calmly* Where is Kamui?
Subaru: SEISHIROU-SAN! NO!
Seishirou: *very upset* It doesn't matter if he's like a younger brother to you! In fact, quite frankly that is even MORE suspicious!
Subaru: ... what? o.o
Seishirou: You could just be telling yourself it's brotherly love!
Subaru: *cough, blush* Seishirou-san, I dont like... younger men. Or any other men at all, in fact. You sort of got to me first and never let go.
Seishirou: BUT KAMUI DOESN'T KNOW THIS.
Subaru: Actually--
Seishirou: WE NEED TO FIND KAMUI. NOW.
Fuuma: I'm right here. TT
Seishirou: *grabs nearby frying pan* *SLAM*
Subaru: ... o.o .........my hero. <3333
tammaiya: *DIES*
And Subaru and Seishirou shag happily ever after without exploring Seishirou's incestuous tendencies and/or whether he is Kamui's father in this log too. Fuuma and Kamui may or may not have ended up shagging; quite frankly, Seishirou couldn't care less. The end!
littledust: BWAHAHAHA and they all lived happily ever after.
So! Wanna get back to smutting? :3
Some Like It Hot
littledust: uh-oh. the Subaru in my head is PISSED ;;
tammaiya: yay! angry sex! er, I mean...
Going for the Gymnastic Gold
littledust: You and your acrobatic sex. :P And sorry for the long pause, I got distracted XD;
Obligatory Subaru Fangirling
littledust: annnnnd Seishirou's brain melts now X3
tammaiya: mine does too XD
littledust: GOD Subaru can be so unconsciously sexy
tammaiya: *incoherent gurgle of affirmation*
Notify the Dictionary
tammaiya: even yayer!
tammaiya: ...
tammaiya: *creates a word*
She's Got the Power
littledust: DRINK TEA!
tammaiya: *peacefully* I like tea.
tammaiya: ........ I
tammaiya: 'M YUUTO! OH NOEZ!
Psychoanalysis
tammaiya: Seishirou really is just a sadist. Sorry, Subaru.
littledust: Haha, yeah, poor boy. XD But God, you'd think Seishirou would want to get off by now, too.
tammaiya: Yes, but I think he gets off on this PSYCHOLOGICALLY. XD
littledust: This is true. XD Poor, poor Subaru.
The Lady is Right
tammaiya: you know what needs to be a colourbar? "Seishirou as Kamui's father is cracklove!"
A Dish Best Served Naked
littledust: this is very SEXY revenge, of course XD
Oh Em Gee
littledust: *DIES* SEISHIROU. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
tammaiya: He's jealous. Subaru loves his work more than he loves him! XD
No, really? I do not know. I think I need a lobotomy. Seishirou and I can go together. *headdesk*
My Ass Hurts When I Sit Down
littledust: Hahahaha GOD the image of Subaru calling in sick because of sex-related aches is hilarious.
tammaiya: god, imagine if this was during 99. "Yeah, hi. Um. About that. No, I can't guard the Kekkai. No, I'm SORRY, but I can't! Why? Er... *blush* Yes, I'm still here. Sorry, Kamui. I'm sick! No, I'm all right- well, okay, not all right. I WILL be all right. No, it's not a cold, I just... no, really, it's okay. I'm just sore. From... from... *helpless look at Seishirou, who steals the phone*"
littledust: "Hello, Kamui. *winces, holds phone away from ear* *screaming is heard, eventually stops* *calmly* No, I did not do anything to him. Well. Anything he didn't want me to. *smirks* No, that is not too much information. Too much information would be tell you what Subaru looks like when he--*Subaru steals the phone*"
tammaiya: "JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING HE SAID. He hasn't brainwashed me! No, he isn't doing anything funny to- *BLUSH* ... w-well, um, y-yes but... that... He didn't do anything to me without my consent! *holds phone about a metre away from ear and cringes*
Special Guest Appearance
tammaiya: *after brief explanation to Fahye*
Fahye says:
I hope subaru was in the kind of mood where that didnt make him die on the spot
Fahye says:
because then he'd have to wait for him to come round and all..
Setting the Boundaries
littledust: DEAR SEISHIROU, NO YOU MAY NOT GIVE SUBARU A BLOWJOB. TT *mallets him*
Question and Answer
tammaiya: HAHAHAHA
tammaiya: why is our porn turning funny? XD
littledust: because Seishirou had to run off his big mouth XD and Subaru has adorable knees.
Euphemisms
littledust: There is no graceful way to phrase what is about to happen next, damn it. TT
tammaiya: Um, no. XD
littledust: *TRIES TO FIND ONE ANYWAY*
tammaiya: *sniggers* good bloody luck.
A Pair of Voyeurs
littledust: *DIES*
littledust: *REPEATEDLY*
littledust: AND THE NEIGHBORS NOW KNOW MORE ABOUT S&S THAN THEY EVER WANTED TO. OR MAYBE WANTED TO.
tammaiya: *dies laughing* they must have a high turnover of neighbours
littledust: Nah. I think word would get out to the yaoi fangirls fairly quickly. XD
tammaiya: hahaha. yes, us! let's move the villa in spain to japan.
littledust: Works for me. XD
Hamlet Wondered the Same Thing
littledust: To orgasm or not to orgasm? :p That is the question.
tammaiya: and a very good question. Hm. If he orgasms then we get saved from trying to think of tactful ways to say things?
littledust: And I am amused by one being brought on by Seishirou's sex face XD
tammaiya: ... okay, that seals it.
Kelsey is the Queen of Bad Puns
littledust: The man knows what he wants. XD Especially if he has two weeks to think about it.
tammaiya: yes. two weeks of stewing, wondering if maybe Subaru is getting bored of him and this is a subtle message or if Subaru has always put his work first... *g*
tammaiya: SEISHIROU COMES SECOND TO NONE, GODDAMN.
littledust: Except to Subaru, at least as far as this smut is going. ;D *bad pun, BAD PUN*
tammaiya: *BOOOOOOOOOO*
tammaiya: that was terrible! *dies*
littledust: Bad puns crack my shit up, dawg :p yo. homie-g?
Tammaiya's Literary Devices Do Drugs
tammaiya: I know. The bullet train is on speed and my metaphors are on crack. XD
THE END!