I have no hair. Here are some quizzes.
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test? You're A Crazy Drunk
When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.
What Kind of Drunk Are You? Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible
Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.
You love your summers to be full of style and sun!
What's Your Summer Ride? You Are New York
Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.
Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen
What American City Are You? Tommy Lee Shares Your Taste in Music
See his whole playlist here (iTunes required)
Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music? You Are 7 Up
Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!
Your best soda match: Diet Coke
Stay away from: Mountain Dew
What Kind of Soda Are You? Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2
"Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away"
You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.
And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.
What's Your Theme Song? You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)
You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced.
You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.
What Advanced Degree Should You Get? What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is passive and thoughtful.
With friends, you seem thoughtful and interested in ideas.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress.
What Do People Think Of Your Face? Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? You Are 70% "Average American"
You are average because you support affirmative action.
You are not average since you do make New Year's resolutions.
How "Average American" Are You? The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? Your Stripper Song Is
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot
"So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'"
You've got a boomin' body, and you're not afraid to show it off.
What Song Should You Strip To? You Belong in London
You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in almost anywhere.
And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all!
What European City Do You Belong In? You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?