What a neat place!
I've made some astounding discoveries since making my debut in the hospital.
My first discovery, made within moments after touchdown, was my vocal chords. Some of my peers wait until various materials are wiped from their faces and mouths before they make their first official declaration, but not me!
But boy, I'm loving these vocal chords. Thus far, I've discovered using them will get me fed, rocked, swaddled (or made into a blanket baby-ritto) -- can't wait to see what else!
Second, it seems that the men around here generally have dark hair, glasses, and goatees and mustaches. Admittedly, my sample size used for this bit of research is pretty limited.
Third, I've discovered the pleasures of sucking on my hands and fingers. Mmm. Comforting!
My first discovery, made within moments after touchdown, was my vocal chords. Some of my peers wait until various materials are wiped from their faces and mouths before they make their first official declaration, but not me!
But boy, I'm loving these vocal chords. Thus far, I've discovered using them will get me fed, rocked, swaddled (or made into a blanket baby-ritto) -- can't wait to see what else!
Second, it seems that the men around here generally have dark hair, glasses, and goatees and mustaches. Admittedly, my sample size used for this bit of research is pretty limited.
Third, I've discovered the pleasures of sucking on my hands and fingers. Mmm. Comforting!