Captain Jack drabble: Mustelidae
Added 17 June 2008 for archiving purposes. Written for travels_in_time in response to a conversation in her journal.
Title: Mustelidae
Author: rustydog
Characters: Jack, weasels
Rating/warnings: PG-13 for implied adult situations, no spoilers
Words: 100
"Release the weasels!"
Not the announcement you want to overhear as you're slipping between the sheets, Jack thought. He really needed to stop bedding his executioners. It might work out once or twice, but sooner or later the hotness of the gal or fellow is going to be overshadowed by the fact that the prison is secured by a pack of voracious Rotor-Tongued Mustela.
Well, he’d rather they got him in bed than running down the corridor, glorious nakedness notwithstanding. Relaxing, he waited for the whirring tongues to start moving up his legs. There were definitely worse ways to go.
***
(In the 125-word version, there was time for Dieter to be stuffed into a linen cabinet for his own protection before the weasels arrive, but I looked it up and found out that drabbles have to be exactly 100 words. So I guess we'll never know his fate!)
Title: Mustelidae
Author: rustydog
Characters: Jack, weasels
Rating/warnings: PG-13 for implied adult situations, no spoilers
Words: 100
"Release the weasels!"
Not the announcement you want to overhear as you're slipping between the sheets, Jack thought. He really needed to stop bedding his executioners. It might work out once or twice, but sooner or later the hotness of the gal or fellow is going to be overshadowed by the fact that the prison is secured by a pack of voracious Rotor-Tongued Mustela.
Well, he’d rather they got him in bed than running down the corridor, glorious nakedness notwithstanding. Relaxing, he waited for the whirring tongues to start moving up his legs. There were definitely worse ways to go.
***
(In the 125-word version, there was time for Dieter to be stuffed into a linen cabinet for his own protection before the weasels arrive, but I looked it up and found out that drabbles have to be exactly 100 words. So I guess we'll never know his fate!)