Stupid SERGEANT!!! PG13 (for mild language)
I know this sounds petty, but my Sergeant is the dumbest mother fucker I've ever met. My GySgt says that he's 5 beers shy of a 6pack, and I concur (or however you spell that.) He's started this thing where someone has to be in all of our offices during lunch in case a phone rings, and of course, he won't sit in his office-someone else has to. Today he decides that I'm that person. But, he didn't let me know until it was time to do it. So now, I don't have any time whatsoever, for lunch. What an ass, I swear he's a fucking 'tard. I swear I will never fuck my own Marines over like that. If I fuck up, I'm paying for it. Not my Marines. Besides all that, he sucks my GySgts dick so hard, his jaw has to be sore, and he probably has whiplash. Over the week end, I took my friends, girlfriends tampon, turned it red with bug juice, and red marker, and put it in my GySgts desk, with a note that said Merry Christmas. The Sgt found it, took it out, told the Gy about it (trying to get me into trouble, which didn't work), and he (the Gy) laughed/wanted to see it. I can't tell you how much petty shit I've been doing as a Cpl with my GySgt's dick in my Sgts mouth. Its fucking ridiculous. I've been scrubbing walls, painting fences, running for stupid shit, and doing pretty much anything that isn't really my job. I told that Sgt, "You are the most unorganized individual I've ever met." When he gave me the phone watch news today. I was so pissed. I wish I wasn't in the Marine Corps so that I couldv'e told him what I really wanted to. Another Cpl has been glaring at him and shaking his head since then.