Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I bought porn for
thajinx (-10 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to
seimeiforest in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I turned
hotaru_sama in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (917 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
littledichan