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Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:
1. Your name:
Lauren
2. check out luke, he's a real lauren.
6.2 An expert in bed, gives good head.
2. Your age:
Thirty
2. A slang term for a hardcore porno movie. Derived from the Roman numeral that stands for the rating (XXX).
3. One of your friends:
Elissa
Normally involved with The circus, crazy lesbian vampire chicks and Cullens
4. What should you be doing?
Sleeping
1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping."
"Those were sleeping noises grandma."
5. Your favourite colour:
Yellow
6. "You shouldn't eat yellow snow."
6. Your birthplace:
Adelaide
1. Adelaide is not a hole...really!
2. hot guys live here
3. Eastern states cun suck shit, Adelaide is awesome. But if you want to succeed in life, don't study here.
If you do you'll probably become a hobo.
"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow."
"WOOO! BOGANS!"
7. Last person you talked to:
Jennifer
7. Paul: Who was that?
Ricky: That was just Jennifer.
Paul: Jennifer?
Ricky: Just some chick I fuck.
Paul: ... oooh a "Jennifer".
8. Last thing you had to drink:
Tea
1. "How do you take it?" (smirk)
9. Your nickname:
Widget (none of you knew that, did you? DID YOU!)
7. ...incredibly sadistic and evil
Meh. There was nothing really amusing there. :/
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:
1. Your name:
Lauren
2. check out luke, he's a real lauren.
6.2 An expert in bed, gives good head.
2. Your age:
Thirty
2. A slang term for a hardcore porno movie. Derived from the Roman numeral that stands for the rating (XXX).
3. One of your friends:
Elissa
Normally involved with The circus, crazy lesbian vampire chicks and Cullens
4. What should you be doing?
Sleeping
1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping."
"Those were sleeping noises grandma."
5. Your favourite colour:
Yellow
6. "You shouldn't eat yellow snow."
6. Your birthplace:
Adelaide
1. Adelaide is not a hole...really!
2. hot guys live here
3. Eastern states cun suck shit, Adelaide is awesome. But if you want to succeed in life, don't study here.
If you do you'll probably become a hobo.
"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow."
"WOOO! BOGANS!"
7. Last person you talked to:
Jennifer
7. Paul: Who was that?
Ricky: That was just Jennifer.
Paul: Jennifer?
Ricky: Just some chick I fuck.
Paul: ... oooh a "Jennifer".
8. Last thing you had to drink:
Tea
1. "How do you take it?" (smirk)
9. Your nickname:
Widget (none of you knew that, did you? DID YOU!)
7. ...incredibly sadistic and evil
Meh. There was nothing really amusing there. :/