Oct 14, 2005 22:19
but you know, you never get through. you can have it all if you want it. you can have it all if it mattered to you.
RAZORLIGHT!
okay, that was just in my head so i wanted to write it. actually i want to write down other things in my head, like...THE MIGHTY BOOSH!
vince:'im vince noir, and this craaazy character is howard moon'
howard:'dont touch me'
vince:'howard, howard, howard, howard, howard, howard, howard...howard, howard'
howard:'this better be good'
vince:'you know the black bits..in bananas, are they terantulas eggs?'
howard:'dont ever talk to me again'
bob fossil:'and this is ivan, the hairy russian carpet guy'
teacher:'you mean the bear'
bob fossil:'yeah, if you want to use the latin'
howard:'have you ever heard of the food called rice?'
vince:'ive heard of rice crispies'
vince:'that was good, wasnt it. is sounded exactly like the wind! can do other elements too'
howard:'can you do fog?'
howard:'people are always trying to put me in a box, and i dont like it, im howard moon'
vince:'who trying to put you in a box?'
howard:'just people, poeple are always trying to put people in boxes'
vince:'have you contacted the police about this?'
bob fossis:'you know the chinese poeple?'
howard:'who?'
bob fssil:'you know the black and white chinese people, who eat sticks'
howard:'the pandas...'
charlie storie: charlie is genius, he made from a thousand pieced of bubble gum, imagine that! one day, on the was back from an alice cooper gig, charlie started to ment, it was too hot for him in L.A. zahuli, the a crocodile, saw charlie and decised to save him and brought him to the tundra, but in his cold blooded reptilian way, he made charlie in to hoover. charlie didnt mind, he go round sucking up inuits, they loved it in charlies belly, floating and dacing about, but eventually, the ran out of oxygen and doid in him belly. in panick, he shot the out, hitting and killing zahuli, the crocodile. charlie fleed the tundra, guilt-ridded, he had just killed 50 inuits, no one needs that. he started a new life putting little hairdo's on shoes, monley nuts cowboy hats and spanners.
thats all i can be bothered to do right now, but more later. in fact (!) im going to watch some mighty boosh now!