because i want so badly to be one of the cool kids

[littleboycalico]

Stolen from therumjournals, zjofierose, the_deep_magic, and others on my flist:

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

Choose one (1), and I will post a random line or two.

And like therumjournals (can I just BE her when I grow up?), I'll give a little blurb, relative word count, and the odds of me finishing it. A couple of them are dead,

Comments

[the_deep_magic]

Capri Sun!

Did you know that ALL of them contain pear juice?

[littleboycalico]

ALL OF THEM? Why is pear juice so amazing?

LOL, so this is crackfic. It's a Pinto friends fic where they get deaged and John Cho is designated (by Karl) to be their babysitter.

“Whose children did you kidnap?” Kerri's tone gets more desperate. “No, really, John,” she gestures with the spatula. “If FBI agents or, or, or Child Protective Services, I don’t even know who has jurisdiction, if any official looking person storms through that door

[the_deep_magic]

My guess: pear juice is cheap.

Kerri shakes her head. “Why am I holding this?” she mutters to herself and tosses the spatula in the sink.

This made me laugh really hard. HAND, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HOLDING THAT SPATULA. WE ARE NOT BAKING.

[therumjournals]

OMG I NEED THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING. HOW HAS THIS NOT BEEN DONE BEFORE? YO MUST BE THE ONE TO DO IT!!!!!!!!

[littleboycalico]

SERIOUSLY, HOW IS THERE NO PINTO DEAGED FIC YET?! I KEEP WAITING TO SEE IF YOU SOMEONE WILL DO IT BUT ALAS, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN LEFT UNANSWERED.

[therumjournals]

YOU MUST ANSWER YOUR OWN PRAYERS, AND IN DOING SO ANSWER THE PRAYERS OF EVERY PINTO FAN EVER.