Fic Series: Chris' PWP Revenge
A couple weeks ago, I set up a cracky poll with prompts on how Chris would get back at Zach for being made to watch Men of a Certain Age, with the intention of writing a short Pinto PWP for the one that gets the most votes. But I’m a sucker and eefreeboo is an enabler and I couldn’t resist, so wrote all of them, plus a bonus fic that a couple people voted for in the comments. :D
Anyway, here they are. They’re all ridiculous, established relationship, NC-17, shamelessly PWP, ~2-3k long ficlets with a spoonful of fluff.
And none of them would’ve been half as fun to write if it weren’t for eefreeboo’s constant cheerleading and plot bunny planting. So thanks to her, and to 1lostone for her patience as I neglected our big bang to do this for a few days. <3
Sorry to my flist for the fic spam!!
Zach chuckles and crosses his arms, swinging his hips to one side and looks at Chris with amusement.
“No, I mean it,” Chris says earnestly. “Stupid witches in the forest? You dressed up as a creepy clown? Okay, fine, that was a few minutes. But this? This was an entire hour I lost.”
“And I hope one day when you’re involved in some less-than-stellar project, you’d want me to support you and pimp it on twitter, too,” Zach retorts.
“I told you, my Princess Diaries days are over. Anyway, quit deflecting. You’re going to make this one up to me.”
Zach rolls his eyes and uncrosses his arms. “Alright. What do you want? The usual? Blowjob in bed while you do the crosswords?”
“No,” Chris says curtly. “I had something else in mind.”
“Like what?” Zach asks, his eyes narrowing.
“Oh, you’ll find out. Eventually,” Chris says and saunters away.
***
Choose your prons adventure:
Skype: Pinto Skype sex
Naked Thursdays: Zach waits on Chris hand and foot while naked
Twitpic: Chris tweets a photo of Zach’s crotch
Leopard Print: Chris makes Zach wear heels
Chris Pine’s Guide to Marysueing: Chris makes Zach roleplay Spock for a day
And now, I'm off to BIG BANG!
Anyway, here they are. They’re all ridiculous, established relationship, NC-17, shamelessly PWP, ~2-3k long ficlets with a spoonful of fluff.
And none of them would’ve been half as fun to write if it weren’t for eefreeboo’s constant cheerleading and plot bunny planting. So thanks to her, and to 1lostone for her patience as I neglected our big bang to do this for a few days. <3
Sorry to my flist for the fic spam!!
Zach chuckles and crosses his arms, swinging his hips to one side and looks at Chris with amusement.
“No, I mean it,” Chris says earnestly. “Stupid witches in the forest? You dressed up as a creepy clown? Okay, fine, that was a few minutes. But this? This was an entire hour I lost.”
“And I hope one day when you’re involved in some less-than-stellar project, you’d want me to support you and pimp it on twitter, too,” Zach retorts.
“I told you, my Princess Diaries days are over. Anyway, quit deflecting. You’re going to make this one up to me.”
Zach rolls his eyes and uncrosses his arms. “Alright. What do you want? The usual? Blowjob in bed while you do the crosswords?”
“No,” Chris says curtly. “I had something else in mind.”
“Like what?” Zach asks, his eyes narrowing.
“Oh, you’ll find out. Eventually,” Chris says and saunters away.
***
Choose your prons adventure:
Skype: Pinto Skype sex
Naked Thursdays: Zach waits on Chris hand and foot while naked
Twitpic: Chris tweets a photo of Zach’s crotch
Leopard Print: Chris makes Zach wear heels
Chris Pine’s Guide to Marysueing: Chris makes Zach roleplay Spock for a day
And now, I'm off to BIG BANG!