Too Funny!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I helped apatheticromanc see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I gave renox a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mayechild's purse (30 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (756 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
littlebluestar
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I gave _reverie a kidney (1000 points). In November I pushed mayechild in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for desolated (-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, littleman (-5000 points). In March I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3327 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
littlebluestar