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Apr 06, 2008 10:03

dream:

One of Kat's friends has a date with Mikhail Baryshnikov, and Kat is going along too. Now I really, really want to hang out with Baryshnikov, so I call Kat and try to make her let me go along, but it's not really up to her because it's her friend's date, and it totally looks like I'm not going to get to go. I'm devastated. So what do I do?

I call Dan Savage.

D: Hi, it's Dan.

A: Oh, Dan! I have a question. I can't figure out whether I'm in love with my boyfriend, or with Mikhail Baryshnikov.

D: ...

A: Wait, that wasn't my question. I meant to say that my friends friend has a date with Mikhail Baryshnikov, and my friend gets to go with them, how can I make them take me along too???

D: uh....

A: Dan, if your answer is "have dinner with me instead," that would not be the wrong answer.

D: um ....

A: Oh Dan! Will you cut my hair??

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hmmm.... weird, and definitely entertaining. I really wanted that date with Baryshnikov, though.
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