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[littlebitbad]

HAHA GUESS WHAT I DID

Thomas and I? Went BACK to Jason Voorhies Killing Camp.

And? And? We fucking pwned his ass, like a million times. It was so cool and look! I'm not in hospital. If I hadn't said anything, NONE OF YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN I DID THIS AWESOME THING BECAUSE I'M NOT IN HOSPITAL

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[couldvbeenmensa]

Congratulations on not being in hospital!

Also I feel the need to remind me you have to kill things with me. And I refuse to be anonymous at you.

[littlebitbad]

THANK YOU IT FEELS GOOD haha I had a bit to drink I feel good.

Oh well I WILL DO THIS THING, because clearly killing = friendly bonding. And fuck you, I want anonymouse comments.

[couldvbeenmensa]

I am jealous. I don't drink nearly as much anymore.

Good! And if I give you an anonymous comment now, you'll know it's me and it'll defeat the point of being anonymous. I win.

[littlebitbad]

Duuuuude. Come drinking with me! :D It would rock. Also has anyone ever told you that your wife is smoking hot? Does she have a young, single alternate?

But--but--John you suck.

[couldvbeenmensa]

I have tiny little babies, Dawnie. I should be responsible or something and...who'm I kidding. I'll totally come drinking with you. Also, yes, I know my wife is hot. And I think all her alternates are doing alternate mes or Jonathans. But I will keep an eye out for you.

Yes I do.

[littlebitbad]

I have a five year old, I know all about responsible! Kinda. I suck at it. Let's go drinking like really soon, I will tell people you are my sugar daddy. Also thanks, 'cause DAMN, your wife is severely hittable. Also your husband and also you! But it would be weird to go looking for an alternate of my psychiatrist to screw.

I'M WAGGLING MY EYEBROWS AND IMAGINING YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS

[couldvbeenmensa]

Five is a very long way from six months, not-sister. And we have two of them. But drinking soon, because I love you. And I will laugh at being called your sugar daddy. Also please never again tell me I'm 'hittable.' It's weird.

Good! You should be!

[littlebitbad]

Okay so I shouldn't tell you that--haha, you know, I'm not gonna tell you.

It's hot.

[couldvbeenmensa]

No. No, you should definately tell you. Or I'm going to find my fucking pinpoint and come smack you on the head.

Thank you?

[littlebitbad]

So there's this one world where you're a detective.

Yes.

[couldvbeenmensa]

Uh huh. And?

[littlebitbad]

Dude, your alternate?

Really fucking easy.

[couldvbeenmensa]

...You didn't.

[littlebitbad]

Oh, but I did.

Repeatedly.

[couldvbeenmensa]

Augh!

Fuck, why do my alternates keep sleeping with teenagers?

[littlebitbad]

HAHA.

Well, I'm fucking hot.