I was INVISIBLE when I was dead, Warren, I was a fucking ghost. ...I also spent the whole time bare-ass naked, so I probably was pretty hot, if anyone could've seen me.
You are a giant perv. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN INTO PERV AFTER I WENT AND GOT A BOYFRIEND? Inconsiderate bastard. Haha.
You were naked. Ergo, even if no one could see you? HOTHOTHOT! Suck it up, baby, you're hot. No getting around that.
You have no idea how big a perv I am. Seriously. I'm a sick fucker. It's kinda fun. *grins* And cause... I'M JUST FUCKING CRUEL LIKE THAT. Who knew. Closet sadist?
I'm so fucking hot, dude. I have always been the hotness. It's just my thing. Greg keeps saying I'm way too fucking cute to be a Sanders, and I'm like...yeah, and my hair isn't gay enough, either. ...I can live without having my hair gayed up, though.
Ooh, I'm all impressed now. Well, kinda. Go you with your dirty self. Sadism is bad when you are being sadistic at Dawnie! THIS IS MY SADFACE, WARREN. MY SADFACE.
I'm pretty good at creepy. I was all artistically blood-covered this one time.
He's right. Trust. I kinda know of this whole gay thing and you are not of the gay, not even in hair.
Don't be impressed. I swear some days I'm just turning into a sex crazed whore. Not sure if that's good or bad. And I would never be sadistic to you, babydoll. Nonono. Least not unless it was... nevermind. *looks innocent*
No. No you haven't. Are there pics? A video uploaded somewhere? But hey, WHOLE NOTHER KINDA GAY to be like your brother/father/uncle/whatever the hell he is. That hair alone...
Yes. Yes there is. I want to be a sex crazed pagan rock star wh.. Wait, doing that. Man, when the fuck did my life get good?
I CAN TOO! I'd prove it but I'd likely end up molesting you thoroughly.
Oh, well, back when I was evil, we used to hang out in this other universe (Deidre Rayne's world), and I totally hit that. Because damn. He's my brother...grandma...mommy...
...I don't think he actually gave me a reason. He was just 'agh don't bite me in PUBLIC, Dawnie' and I was like 'but I can totally bite you in private, yes?' and it was all good. I SHOULD BITE HIM IN PUBLIC AGAIN.
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Let me amend that. I HAVE A FUCKING PULSE, WARREN.
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Hotter maybe. That whole utterly already dead so can I really hurt her thing.
Man, I've turned into an utter perv while you were off not being dead.
Now come on, smile.
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You are a giant perv. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN INTO PERV AFTER I WENT AND GOT A BOYFRIEND? Inconsiderate bastard. Haha.
I'm smiling, I'm smiling! *grin*
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You have no idea how big a perv I am. Seriously. I'm a sick fucker. It's kinda fun. *grins* And cause... I'M JUST FUCKING CRUEL LIKE THAT. Who knew. Closet sadist?
Okay, that much smile is creepy.
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Ooh, I'm all impressed now. Well, kinda. Go you with your dirty self. Sadism is bad when you are being sadistic at Dawnie! THIS IS MY SADFACE, WARREN. MY SADFACE.
I'm pretty good at creepy. I was all artistically blood-covered this one time.
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Don't be impressed. I swear some days I'm just turning into a sex crazed whore. Not sure if that's good or bad. And I would never be sadistic to you, babydoll. Nonono. Least not unless it was... nevermind. *looks innocent*
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Ahaha, there's nothing wrong with being a sex crazed whore. Sex is gooood.
You CANNOT pull off innocent. YOU JUST CAN'T. I'm not buying it.
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Yes. Yes there is. I want to be a sex crazed pagan rock star wh.. Wait, doing that. Man, when the fuck did my life get good?
I CAN TOO! I'd prove it but I'd likely end up molesting you thoroughly.
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He's my brother...grandma...mommy...
Your life clearly rocks.
AGH I HATE THIS MONOGAMY SHIT.
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Eh. More or less. It could be better but... I'm happy with what I've got.
Why? Aww, what's the matter ickle, Dawnie? Seriously? I envy you the love, romance, wanna be together thing. Not enough not to tease you but...
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That's good. I mean it! It's good that you have stuff that makes you happy.
At the moment we mostly have 'spaz at each other' or 'JD tells Dawnie why she shouldn't bite him in public'.
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I wouldn't go that far. I just have things. But I'm accepting that.
Why would you not bite him in public? What even close to a good reason could he give for this?
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Good for you, man.
...I don't think he actually gave me a reason. He was just 'agh don't bite me in PUBLIC, Dawnie' and I was like 'but I can totally bite you in private, yes?' and it was all good. I SHOULD BITE HIM IN PUBLIC AGAIN.
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Then bite him.
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