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[littlebill7026]

I got in the mail today
A letter in first class
Glued together; I tried to open it
What a pain in the but-

Anyways, inside it had an offer
For a very exciting trip
If only I'd fill out a form
And not be such a p-

-ickle, I stopped to munch on one
Had to think about it quick
A vacation to Bermuda?
I don't believe it, this guys a d-

-iabolical freak! I swear it's so..
Probably trying to get my identity
But I ain't going to send it back
I'll sit here and feel my t-

-orn pants, I gotta get them fixed
I'll sew up next week, I know how
What you don't believe me?
You can go tip a c-

-offee cup, I need some caffeine
In a very special way
Because, like I told you,
I got a letter in the mail today...

Hopefully, after reading that, your brain cells had a revolt and you've now lost a couple thousand. That's how many of mine died writing this.

Had a little fun writing journal entries for English. I hope Klumpp doesn't think I'm a smartass, but after two hours of writing, I just say what's on my mind.

Softball best get their act together... Game tomorrow, I'll be there, the dedicated stalwart... right!

G'nite