Out of the forest leapt a kangaroo, phallus in hand!
If you ever venture to the forest
The land of critters and snakes
Be careful of the kangaroos
Some pepper spray you should take
These rancid creatures leap from deep within
Their ferocity is widely known
When at times they pull themselves out
The old ones are well-grown
Like a natural lightsaber
Deadlier than tooth or claw or spike
They swipe upon your person
No matter whether you like
So when you encounter these furry folk
Run away as fast as you will
For if you stay behind
These beasts will jaz'm you your fill
The land of critters and snakes
Be careful of the kangaroos
Some pepper spray you should take
These rancid creatures leap from deep within
Their ferocity is widely known
When at times they pull themselves out
The old ones are well-grown
Like a natural lightsaber
Deadlier than tooth or claw or spike
They swipe upon your person
No matter whether you like
So when you encounter these furry folk
Run away as fast as you will
For if you stay behind
These beasts will jaz'm you your fill