Who knew?
Here's my latest horoscope from the Onion...
"Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
Though your birthday falls into the correct range of dates, the stars say you are not actually an Aquarius. In fact, they are pretty sure you're an asshole."
Heh.
Oh, and I'll be getting a new tattoo on Friday. It's a feminine-ized, tribal-ized version of Kali.
Here's what it will look like...
"Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
Though your birthday falls into the correct range of dates, the stars say you are not actually an Aquarius. In fact, they are pretty sure you're an asshole."
Heh.
Oh, and I'll be getting a new tattoo on Friday. It's a feminine-ized, tribal-ized version of Kali.
Here's what it will look like...