As read by Nate...
I like to have Nate tell Ryan about his day or read him a story. Usually we read him a story. Nate likes to take some artistic license when he's reading to Ryan. His excuse is that Ryan can't see the pictures yet.
If the Dinosaurs Came Back-
"If dinosaurs came back, they would make great ski slopes. Because you know, they're not cold-blooded or anything. If dinosaurs came back, dentists would have plenty of teeth to work on. Those poor dentists, they're desperate for teeth to work on. *looks at picture of dentist laying in t-rex's mouth* That doesn't really look safe..."
If You Give a Pig a Pancake-
"If you give a pig a pancake, she's going to want some maple syrup. That greedy little pig."
If the Dinosaurs Came Back-
"If dinosaurs came back, they would make great ski slopes. Because you know, they're not cold-blooded or anything. If dinosaurs came back, dentists would have plenty of teeth to work on. Those poor dentists, they're desperate for teeth to work on. *looks at picture of dentist laying in t-rex's mouth* That doesn't really look safe..."
If You Give a Pig a Pancake-
"If you give a pig a pancake, she's going to want some maple syrup. That greedy little pig."