Food for Sex
There is no explainging me. But do know this- Ijust finished eating McDonalds French Fries, and now I'm sitting here eating an 8 oz container of extra creamy whip cream and I've been incredibly pissed off since about 5:15-that of course makes me a tad sarcastic- and in the midst of all this I had a few ideas.
Why don't they make french fry scented perfume? They would have a huge market with obese people alone. It could be like diet. You'd spray some on to find a partner. Go home, spary it on your "extras" and eat each other out. I mean its food disgiuse as sex. And sex it self is exercise. Next market- the anorexic. 24-7 food without the eating. You'd have the illusion of never being hungry. And of course if you felt guilty- go with the sex thing and work off the non-existing pounds. Thinking about this though, french fry perfume would be dangerous for the non-obese and non-anorexic public cause this could cause them to go to either extreme. That and then we'd all want drive through sex. Please note, this isn't just limited to french fry scented- you can have any damn flavor on the menu.
Why do we use sticky shit during sex? Why not something simple, something more natural? Like salt. Not sweat salt, but like from a salt shaker. It makes meat taste better. It makes (some) vegetables taste better. Who says it can't make sex taste better? There are those skeptics out there who would say, "Who likes salt just on its own?" But thats the beauty of it, its not salt on its own. Its salt AND sex.
Are there people out there who prefer katsup and sex? Thats just nasty. Thats makes me think you want to eat your partner in a non-sexual way. Go join the fucking cannibalistic pygmies. But why we're on the subject, are there guys who get off by putting katsup on their gal "down there", and then just plunge right in cause all that red down there makes it like fucking a virgin without really fucking a virgin. If there are men out there like that, they need some help. I bet the inventor of katsup has a field day with it in bed.
Why do guys expect so much out of a girls slumber party? I've herd atleast one guy say directly, and other hint at, "At slumber parties girls have pillow fights in their underwear and expirement." Guys have slumber parties too, do they "have pillow fights in their underwear and expirement"? Its a possibility. However it is none of my damn buisness- just as its no buisness of guys what girls do.
Whats so sexy about whip cream? I've heard from loads of sources that its a great way to add a little bounce to sex. Sounds like an aphrodisiac, and I don't get that. I'm sitting here now licking it off my spoon, and its not clickin my Bic in any way shape or form. Maybe I need to lick it off someone. Any volunteers? Never mind, I don't think you could fignite my fires either.
*sigh* I'm tired. I have yet to take my pills. I know better than to forget to take out my garbage... specifcally after I threw away vegetables in it. And I'm still pissed off. Oh well, I'm done for now.
Why don't they make french fry scented perfume? They would have a huge market with obese people alone. It could be like diet. You'd spray some on to find a partner. Go home, spary it on your "extras" and eat each other out. I mean its food disgiuse as sex. And sex it self is exercise. Next market- the anorexic. 24-7 food without the eating. You'd have the illusion of never being hungry. And of course if you felt guilty- go with the sex thing and work off the non-existing pounds. Thinking about this though, french fry perfume would be dangerous for the non-obese and non-anorexic public cause this could cause them to go to either extreme. That and then we'd all want drive through sex. Please note, this isn't just limited to french fry scented- you can have any damn flavor on the menu.
Why do we use sticky shit during sex? Why not something simple, something more natural? Like salt. Not sweat salt, but like from a salt shaker. It makes meat taste better. It makes (some) vegetables taste better. Who says it can't make sex taste better? There are those skeptics out there who would say, "Who likes salt just on its own?" But thats the beauty of it, its not salt on its own. Its salt AND sex.
Are there people out there who prefer katsup and sex? Thats just nasty. Thats makes me think you want to eat your partner in a non-sexual way. Go join the fucking cannibalistic pygmies. But why we're on the subject, are there guys who get off by putting katsup on their gal "down there", and then just plunge right in cause all that red down there makes it like fucking a virgin without really fucking a virgin. If there are men out there like that, they need some help. I bet the inventor of katsup has a field day with it in bed.
Why do guys expect so much out of a girls slumber party? I've herd atleast one guy say directly, and other hint at, "At slumber parties girls have pillow fights in their underwear and expirement." Guys have slumber parties too, do they "have pillow fights in their underwear and expirement"? Its a possibility. However it is none of my damn buisness- just as its no buisness of guys what girls do.
Whats so sexy about whip cream? I've heard from loads of sources that its a great way to add a little bounce to sex. Sounds like an aphrodisiac, and I don't get that. I'm sitting here now licking it off my spoon, and its not clickin my Bic in any way shape or form. Maybe I need to lick it off someone. Any volunteers? Never mind, I don't think you could fignite my fires either.
*sigh* I'm tired. I have yet to take my pills. I know better than to forget to take out my garbage... specifcally after I threw away vegetables in it. And I'm still pissed off. Oh well, I'm done for now.