January 1: Dork
January 2: Wuss
January 3: Schitzo
January 4: Poo-head
January 5: Stupid-head
January 6: Vapid
January 7: Pig
January 8: Prick-tease
January 9: Fluffer
January 10: Rip
January 11: Priss
January 12: Crack-whore
January 13: Snob
January 14: Geek
January 15: Dweeb
January 16: Loose
January 17: Hippie
January 18: Idiot
January 19: Biotch
January 20: Cunt
January 21: Asshat
January 22: Fuktard
January 23: Dike
January 24: Slut
January 25: Cock-hole
January 26: Rank-Hooker
January 27: Dog
January 28: Poindexter
January 29: Chicken
January 30: Pot-head
January 31: Crazy-Lady
Febuary 1: Mentally-handicapped.
Febuary 2: Slow
Febuary 3: Challenged
Febuary 4: Special(Ed)
Febuary 5: Moron
Febuary 6: Brainiack
Febuary 7: Blonde
Febuary 8: Valley-girl
Febuary 9: Rump-fed-ronyon
Febuary 10: Lumpish
Febuary 11: Weasel
Febuary 12: Ill-breeding
Febuary 13: Pox-marked
Febuary 14: Jessabelle
Febuary 15: Fishlips
Febuary 16: Toad-licker
Febuary 17: Freak-show
Febuary 18: Carney
Febuary 19: Crack-head
Febuary 20: Pot-smoker
Febuary 21: Ugly
Febuary 22: Retarded
Febuary 23: Prostitute
Febuary 24: Street-corner-Barbie
Febuary 25: Shallow
Febuary 26: Weak
Febuary 27: Slow
Febuary 28: Bastard
( For Leap Year)Febuary 29: Bitch
March 1: Evil-ninja
March 2: Pitt
March 3: Loser
March 4: Dummy
March 5: Douche-Quiver
March 6: Pitt-fucker
March 7: Bugger
March 8: Du
mbass
March 9: Dorkass
March 10: Dumaf
March 11: Gay
March 12: Hack
March 13: Jackass
March 14: Ass
March 15: Imbecile
March 16: Simple
March 17: Mooncalf
March 18: Ninny
March 19: Simpleton
March 20: Nincompoop
March 21: Numskull
March 22: Cretin
March 23: Barbarian
March 24: Half-wit
March 25: Abortion-Survivor
March 26: Baboon
March 27: Candy-Ass
March 28: Deadbeat
March 29: Elephant-ears
March 30: Faggot
March 31: Gimp
April 1: Fool
April 2: Ignoramus
April 3: Jabroni
April 4: Kiss-Ass
April 5: Lame-Brain
April 6: Maggot
April 7: Nark
April 8: Old-Bag
April 9: Pasy
April 10: Pecker-head
April 11: Quack
April 12: Rascal
April 13: Rugrat
April 14: Sap
April 15: Thumb-sucker
April 16: Uncle-fucker
April 17: Village-idiot
April 18: Wart
April 19: Xenophobe
April 20: Yahoo
April 21: Zero
April 22: Yuppie
April 23: Yutz
April 24: Whale
April 25: Useless
April 26: Thunder-Butt
April 27: Imp
April 28: Sasquatch
April 29: Big-foot
April 30: Rat-face
May 1: Queer
May 2: Penis-Breath
May 3: Old-Bastard
May 4: Nerd
May 5: Maroon
May 6: Lamer
May 7: Knuckle-head
May 8: Ignoramus
May 9: Hag
May 10: Glob
May 11: Fart-blast
May 12: Dick
May 13: Chowder-Head
May 14: Barf-Breath
May 15:
Anal-Intruder
May 16: Basket-Case
May 17: Clump
May 18: Dick-cheese
May 19: Fat-ass
May 20: Goober
May 21: Harry-Ape
May 22: Twit
May 23: Jerk-off
May 24: Lardo
May 25: Man-Whore
May 26: Nit-Wit
May 27: Old-Bat
May 28: Pig-Face
May 29: Quimby
May 30: Rat-Shit
May 31: Sausage-Sucker
June 1: Thunder-Thighs
June 2: Whipper-Snapper
June 3: Yutz
June 4: Tin-Grin
June 5: Scoundrel
June 6: Reject
June 7: Pillow-Biter
June 8: Old-Buzzard
June 9: Numb-Nuts
June 10: Melon-Head
June 11: Jug-Head
June 12: Limp-Wrist
June 13: Inbreed
June 14: Hefer
June 15: Goon
June 16: Fat-Head
June 17: Dick-Eater
June 18: Chump
June 19: Big-Baby
June 20: Ankle-Grabber
June 21: Bimbo
June 22: Clod
June 23: Dick-Head
June 24: Fatso
June 25: Grunt
June 26: Hick
June 27: Loon
June 28: Melon-Head
June 29: Numb-Skull
June 30: Old-Codger
July 1: Pin-Head
July 2: Roly-Poly
July 3: Scrotum-Slammer
July 4: Toe-Sucker
July 5: Wuss
July 6: Whore
July 7: Trailer-Trash
July 8: Scum-bag
July 9: Roody-Poo
July 10: Pipsqueek
July 11: Old-Fart
July 12: Nut-Job
July 13: Mental-Midget
July 14: Louse
July 15: Hoe
July 16: Floozy
July 17: Dick-Lips
July 18: Cluster-Fuck
July 19: Bird-Brain
July 20: Asshole
July 21: Ass-Bandit
July 22: Blob
July 23: Cock-Sucker
July 24: Dick-Sucker
July 25: Fruity
July 26: Gutter-Slut
July 27: Hoe
July 28: Lout
July 29: Metal-Mouth
July 30: Four-eyes
July 31: Fudge-Packer
August 1: Old-Fogey
August 2: Piss-Ant
August 3: Rump-Ranger
August 4: Scum-Ball
August 5: Tubby
August 6: Turd-Burglar
August 7: Shit-Face
August 8: Runt
August 9: Pizza-Face
August 10: Drone
August 11: Motor-Mouth
August 12: Lumpy-Butt
August 13: Hog-Breath
August 14: Fucker
August 15: Dick-Wad
August 16: Crap-Master
August 17: Blubber-Butt
August 18: Ass-Breath
August 19: Ass-Clown
August 20: Bone-Head
August 21: Crap-Weasal
August 22: Dick-Weed
August 23: Fuck-Up
August 24: Hussy
August 25: Muppet
August 26: Pole-Smoker
August 27: Shit-Goblin
August 28: Turkey
August 29: Twat
August 30: Twirp
August 31: Shit-Head
September 1: Poop-Stabber
September 2: Old-Witch
September 3: Dill-Hole
September 4: Cream-Puff
September 5: Ass-Licker
September 6: Ass-Monkey
September 7: Boob
September 8: Boozer
September 9: Crusty-Butt
September 10: Dim-Wit
September 11: Porky
September 12: Shit-Hole
September 13: Shit-Heel
September 14: Porker
September 15: Ass-Pirate
September 16: Booze-Hound
September 17: Poser
September 18: Shit-Less
September 19: Shit-Stain
September 20: Prick
September 21: Ding-Bat
September 22: Dingus
September 24: Dip-Shit
September 25: Fuck-Tit
September 26: Ass-Sucker
September 27: Brown-Noser
September 28: Dirt-Bag
September 29: Pudge
September 30: Shit-Wad
October 1: Schmoe
October 2: Punk-Ass
October 3: Dog
October 4: Buffoon
October 5: Bull-Shitter
October 6: Dolt
October 7: Puppet
October 8: Ass-Puppet
October 9: Schmuck
October 9: Shrimp
October 10: Pussy
October 11: Donkey-Dick
October 12: Butt-Breath
October 13: Butt-Buddy
October 14: Doofus
Ocotber 15: Putz
October 16: Silicone-Slut
October 17: Simian
October 18: Neanderthal
October 19: Skank
October 20: Dope
October 21: Butter-Ball
October 22: Dork
October 23: Skeezer
Ocotber 24: Slacker
October 25: Douche-Bag
October 26: Butterfingers
October 27: Butt-Head
October 28: Dough-Boy
October 29: Slob
October 30: Slut
October 31: Old-Hag
November 1: Dullard
November 2: Butt-Much
November 3: Munchkin
November 4: Dumb-Ass
November 5: Shit-for-Brains
November 6: Sonnuva-Bitch
November 7: Sperm-Burper
November 8: Dumb-Fuck
November 9: Dumb-Shit
November 10: Stooge
November 11: Sperm-Mouth
November 12: Dumb
November 13: Dweeb
November 14: Stool-Pusher
November 15: Stumpy
November 16: Stupe
November 17: Stupid-Ass
November 18: Dummy
November 19: Stupid-Shit
November 20: Swine
November 21: Screw-Up
November 22: Ass-Fuck
November 23: Back-scuttle
November 24: Hair-pie
November 25: Ass-Eyes
November 26: Ass-Kisser
November 27: Freak
November 28: Cheap-Shit
November 29: Wanton
November 30: Mother-fucker
December 1: Churl
December 2: Boor
December 3: Odd
December 4: Obtuse
December 5: Courtesan
December 6: Dunce
December 7: Anciet
December 8: Sloth
December 9: Cock-bite
December 10: Bum
December 11: Wastrel
December 12: Hobo
December 13: Tramp
December 14: Wench
December 15: Idiosyncratic
December 16: Dolt
December 17: Ne'er-do-well
December 18: Sluggard
December 19: Good-for-Nothing
December 20: Lazy
December 21: Antique
December 22: Bailer
December 23: Bawd
December 24: Junkie
December 25: Thickheaded
December 26: Wierd
December 27: Ass-Wipe
December 28: Muff-diver
December 29: Harlot
December 30: Lunatic
December 31: Feeble-minded
This can be found in color at
World Dom as well as the latest plans that Dez and I have created.