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[little_wyng]

I never even want to look at alcohol.

Ever. Again.

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[_sorry]

The only way I'd be able to never look at alcohol again is if I wore a blindfold for the rest of my life, and even then, it's sweet brethren would haunt me in my dreams. Yuengling, Burnetts, Coronas and Captain Morgan, all taunting me, begging to spend a night with me.

My mind is addled with the troubles of fermented fruits and grains.
Last night, 3 yueng down and a couple sierra-vodkas back, I had a conversation with a beer bottle. It wasn't cause I was drunk either. It was because thats how connected the bottle and I are.

Whats your troubles anyways? Why don't you want to drink?

[little_wyng]

so much cheap vodka last night...i've never been that drunk in my life. it was not cool.

[_sorry]

yeah, last night was cheap vodka for me too. my ex-boss threw a xmas party so me and two buddies arrive with vodka in the car, using cranberry juice to mix. all the managers were getting shit-housed, i convinced one of them to freestyle battle me, we were all chainsmoking (We work/worked at a health place, so this is ironic), and needless to say, within 20 minutes and 2 vodka-crans, i was on a straight path to getting drunk as a fucking skunk

[little_wyng]

I'm just pissed because I've never had to throw up from alcohol before and I did the other night. I can tell lots of weird shit I did or funny things I said but at some point I really really hate not being in control of my own body...so I do things like call Wendel 5 times in one night. someone needs to take my phone away from me when I drink.

[divinepan]

oh god. ditto.
you know that call you got from me?
last night i was o]put to bed at twelve. TWELVE.
let's sit together in a corner and drink grape juice.

[little_wyng]

I've tried to go to bed at 12 each day this week. so far four has been the earliest I've managed to fall asleep.