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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I gave quarterling a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lorifran57 (-5000 points). In January I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4709 points). For Christmas I deserve a holiday at gitmo!
Sincerely,
little_strangr