Jan 15, 2006 18:14
++ smuck-alley ++
++ I no chill... I CHILL YOU!! ++
++ Hey son, this looks like a good neighbourhood. Nice and safe... friendly guys... walking down the street... holding hands *huh?*... skipping to my-lou *double huh?* ++
++ Looks like you have a Kmart here.. no, that's gay-mart. What-da-hell! ++
++ Oh no! Dat Phan you joke, now you give me two-heart-attack! [What the hell is 'two-heart-attach'?] Ah! Ah! 2 for 1 - two heart attack for the price of one, order now, double coupon. ++
++ Dat Phan, you like da soup? Eat da soup. Right there. Like da soup? Why you date da white gurl? ++
++ She's like a furby; she has a computer chip in her head. You can get her for Christmas. ++
++ Hey your fa-ther. I won-der. Does he steals things? Because I won-der who stole the sky from your eyeball. And stick-it-in-your-belly? *slap* ++
++ I only have one eyeball... and it's for you. Where you go? ++
Man, sorry for that... *points above*
But after watching Dat Phan's comedy act, I can't help but keep quoting the punch lines...
Now, I'm even making lame attempts at an asian accent. (Meh. It's soooo not working. Blah! I suck!)
Actually, out of interest...
Who actually did watch the comedy video-link-thing?
(Because you totally won't get that *points above*, unless you've seen it.)
Bugger. This is just like ze time, with the carlton beer ad.
Remember? "It's a big ad..."
Man, I had watched it soooo many times, that I was singing it at school... and writing it down in other people's (school) diaries.
Ha! That was fun!!! Phwoar.. memories..
Enough pointless crap from me.
Cheers.
++annie-O!
[Edit:] P.S. *shakes fist* Damn you RSA!!! How dare you bruise Binga's beautiful face!! hahaha But, it looks cool though!!! [/Edit]
dat phan,
funny,
crazy,
jokes