One Enchanted Evening
I had a completely absolutely wonderful evening! It was time for the RHA Banquet, which was quite a nice thing after having a final "midterm" (I know; ninth week, and a midterm?!). The speeches were nice, the food was delicious, and the company superb.
So, we get there, and I'm sandwiched between two good friends, Justin Mader and Jia Chen. Of course, Jia says something completely inappropriate, I playfully slap him, and then it was on! Maria, who was sitting across from us, said that she saw us as having only friendship and no sexual chemistry, to which we responded that we had been married for 15 years. This meant that we were an "old married couple" who didn't have sex, but stayed together "for the kids' sake." She didn't believe us, and we spent the rest of the night being dirty and raunchy. Where does Justin play into this? Well, he was my 'lover'...and later Jia's too. So, we had a good laugh about that all night, complete with orgasm, masturbation, and general sex jokes all evening.
The ceremony was lovely, of course. I actually got an award; the entire Coord Board voted that I was "Most Unique." Yes, I realize you already knew that, but it was cute to get it. I protested to my two buds, asking if they had given me a back-handed compliment, but we all knew we were just enjoying the night. The advisers' (Lisa, Maritzia, and Shalauna) comments were especially touching in light of everything we have done this year, how we've grown as individuals. Oh, and to remember RHA, we each received tote bags with the RHA logo on it, to remember that we take our RHA experiences wherever we go. It was, of course, magical. Hopefully later, I'll post the "Top 10 Reasons You Know You've Been in RHA Too Long" that one of the presenters made.
Now I bet you're wondering why I brought up the sex stuff, right? So, it's at the end, time to take pictures! And we start nice and tame, getting pictures with all of Coord Board. And then we begin to spice it up. A Lot. As in threesome, me giving it to Jia in the ass, etc. You get my drift. One of the advisers (Shalauna) looks over and asks, "What are you doing?!" Well, obviously we're being nasty! It's because we really did bond this year whether it was bitching in the parking lot about the RHA Constitutional changes, calling Jia a girl, being under-appreciated presidents together, you name it!
I'm going to end on a positive note before anything spoils my mood. And it has a name. And is being stupid and annoying right now, even though it's obvious I'm working on something and don't want to talk to it. Peace out, yo! RHA for-evah!
So, we get there, and I'm sandwiched between two good friends, Justin Mader and Jia Chen. Of course, Jia says something completely inappropriate, I playfully slap him, and then it was on! Maria, who was sitting across from us, said that she saw us as having only friendship and no sexual chemistry, to which we responded that we had been married for 15 years. This meant that we were an "old married couple" who didn't have sex, but stayed together "for the kids' sake." She didn't believe us, and we spent the rest of the night being dirty and raunchy. Where does Justin play into this? Well, he was my 'lover'...and later Jia's too. So, we had a good laugh about that all night, complete with orgasm, masturbation, and general sex jokes all evening.
The ceremony was lovely, of course. I actually got an award; the entire Coord Board voted that I was "Most Unique." Yes, I realize you already knew that, but it was cute to get it. I protested to my two buds, asking if they had given me a back-handed compliment, but we all knew we were just enjoying the night. The advisers' (Lisa, Maritzia, and Shalauna) comments were especially touching in light of everything we have done this year, how we've grown as individuals. Oh, and to remember RHA, we each received tote bags with the RHA logo on it, to remember that we take our RHA experiences wherever we go. It was, of course, magical. Hopefully later, I'll post the "Top 10 Reasons You Know You've Been in RHA Too Long" that one of the presenters made.
Now I bet you're wondering why I brought up the sex stuff, right? So, it's at the end, time to take pictures! And we start nice and tame, getting pictures with all of Coord Board. And then we begin to spice it up. A Lot. As in threesome, me giving it to Jia in the ass, etc. You get my drift. One of the advisers (Shalauna) looks over and asks, "What are you doing?!" Well, obviously we're being nasty! It's because we really did bond this year whether it was bitching in the parking lot about the RHA Constitutional changes, calling Jia a girl, being under-appreciated presidents together, you name it!
I'm going to end on a positive note before anything spoils my mood. And it has a name. And is being stupid and annoying right now, even though it's obvious I'm working on something and don't want to talk to it. Peace out, yo! RHA for-evah!