i know i have been gone a while
woohoo more jealous boyfriend ims lol are they so scared that the girl will leave them heres a good example of one of them,
(ok i actualy didnt start this one out as i normaly do by saying beautiful or sweetheart it was a completely normal hello)
Idlk82: hey hows it going?
Hicksrok: i dont fell like talkingto u
Idlk82: why not?
Idlk82: was it something i did?
(here i was thinking she was upset and going to let it out on me which has happened before.)
Hicksrok: Because She is with her Boyfriend which is me Thats why ass cream
(ok after he wrote this i started typing, and didnt look at the screen apprently neither did he)
Hicksrok: Woot that got you to shut up quick
Idlk82: one question why do almost all guys get way super jealous when a friend who happens to be a guy messeges their girlfriend
Idlk82: actualy no if you read near the bottom of the text screen it says im typing
Hicksrok: I don't get jealous from some little kid IMing my girlfriend when your balls drop from your chest and you grow some nut hair then maybe but doubtful
(ok notice here that like all the others im just some punk kid, who hasnt reached puberty, does this make the boyfriend not feel threatened if i was some little guy in his mind? lets continue shall we?)
Idlk82: hmmm i could go down to your level and tell you that things that would only make you mad and if your mad you might take you anger out on the closest to you and that would be tina so im not going to do that just know this she tells me everything and if you hurt her and she knows this i will get a bunch of my friends and we will hurt you
Hicksrok: Make it a whole NFL team fag being 6'10" and 260lbs none of your little friends could do anything
(once again the size comparison, intimidation i think if he thinks im a pipsqueek and hes this giant that he will win. hmmm what happened with david and goliath?)
Idlk82: damn your a fat fuck then lol
(ok i know actualy he would be a moderatly sized man but i had to)
Hicksrok: LOL being almost seven feet tall you dumb fuck
Idlk82: yeah i think its the lack of oxygen for being up so high that makes you a little slow and neanderthalish
(is that spelled right?)
Hicksrok: If your going to use big words learn to spell them Correctly
Hicksrok: Thats what I thought little kid
Idlk82: i was double checking my spelling
Idlk82: how old are you any way?
Hicksrok: Older then you child
(he still wants to think of me as a child which i happen to know i am older than him because the girl who normaly is on this name told me, unless it is the 30 yr old she was dating im not to sure, but anyway if it is the 30 yr old then the rest of this will be even funnier)
Idlk82: really then you must feel like a child molestor then
Hicksrok: Sure whatever makes you feel better
Idlk82: no just wondering because i am close to socialy unacceptable age to date her and if you are older than i which maturity wise right now i doubt it, cause you havent made one intellegant remark the whole conversation, you must get strange looks when you two go out
Hicksrok: we do thats only because I am 7 feet tall and she is like 5 feet tall jackass
Idlk82: well that must play into the father daughter game you have going on in your mind
Hicksrok: No its Grandfather niece thing get it right
Idlk82: at least you can admit it
Idlk82: thats the first step to recovery
(ok he set himself up for that one)
Hicksrok: I also wanna stick a finger in your ass! can i come over
Idlk82: nah thats ok not really into that plus i dont want cross contamination with your shit and my shit i might get hepititis
Hicksrok: Can i shit in your mouth?
Idlk82: mmm thats even worse, but at least my breath will smell just like yours
Hicksrok: thats a plus
Idlk82: not really
Hicksrok: You can lick my balls too
Idlk82: ehh i wouldnt want to have that putride sweety (i know its sweaty but i was typing and it was a typo) smell so close to my nose i might pass out
at this point i got a messege saying hicksrok is no longer online. i still dont understand many things about this situation; 1. Why do girls let there boyfriends on there SN? i mean if they wanted to know who they talk to just ask them people dont wait till they are in the shower and sign on it shows you are a over protective asshole who needs to be dumped and kicked to the curb. 2. Why do the overprtective guys need to be such assholes when there gf's friends want to talk to them to see how they are doing and all that other friend stuff? they are just ruining it for them later because you know that later they are going to talk to her and tell her exactly what you said nad talk her into dumping you. i had a few others but my tummy is rumbling and i forgot, anyway guys dont be pretencious pricks when a friend of your girlfriend im's her ON HER SN to say hi. itll only make you look bad and if the friend has the brains they will do exactly what i have and posted it on the internet so the world can see how much of an ass you really are
(ok i actualy didnt start this one out as i normaly do by saying beautiful or sweetheart it was a completely normal hello)
Idlk82: hey hows it going?
Hicksrok: i dont fell like talkingto u
Idlk82: why not?
Idlk82: was it something i did?
(here i was thinking she was upset and going to let it out on me which has happened before.)
Hicksrok: Because She is with her Boyfriend which is me Thats why ass cream
(ok after he wrote this i started typing, and didnt look at the screen apprently neither did he)
Hicksrok: Woot that got you to shut up quick
Idlk82: one question why do almost all guys get way super jealous when a friend who happens to be a guy messeges their girlfriend
Idlk82: actualy no if you read near the bottom of the text screen it says im typing
Hicksrok: I don't get jealous from some little kid IMing my girlfriend when your balls drop from your chest and you grow some nut hair then maybe but doubtful
(ok notice here that like all the others im just some punk kid, who hasnt reached puberty, does this make the boyfriend not feel threatened if i was some little guy in his mind? lets continue shall we?)
Idlk82: hmmm i could go down to your level and tell you that things that would only make you mad and if your mad you might take you anger out on the closest to you and that would be tina so im not going to do that just know this she tells me everything and if you hurt her and she knows this i will get a bunch of my friends and we will hurt you
Hicksrok: Make it a whole NFL team fag being 6'10" and 260lbs none of your little friends could do anything
(once again the size comparison, intimidation i think if he thinks im a pipsqueek and hes this giant that he will win. hmmm what happened with david and goliath?)
Idlk82: damn your a fat fuck then lol
(ok i know actualy he would be a moderatly sized man but i had to)
Hicksrok: LOL being almost seven feet tall you dumb fuck
Idlk82: yeah i think its the lack of oxygen for being up so high that makes you a little slow and neanderthalish
(is that spelled right?)
Hicksrok: If your going to use big words learn to spell them Correctly
Hicksrok: Thats what I thought little kid
Idlk82: i was double checking my spelling
Idlk82: how old are you any way?
Hicksrok: Older then you child
(he still wants to think of me as a child which i happen to know i am older than him because the girl who normaly is on this name told me, unless it is the 30 yr old she was dating im not to sure, but anyway if it is the 30 yr old then the rest of this will be even funnier)
Idlk82: really then you must feel like a child molestor then
Hicksrok: Sure whatever makes you feel better
Idlk82: no just wondering because i am close to socialy unacceptable age to date her and if you are older than i which maturity wise right now i doubt it, cause you havent made one intellegant remark the whole conversation, you must get strange looks when you two go out
Hicksrok: we do thats only because I am 7 feet tall and she is like 5 feet tall jackass
Idlk82: well that must play into the father daughter game you have going on in your mind
Hicksrok: No its Grandfather niece thing get it right
Idlk82: at least you can admit it
Idlk82: thats the first step to recovery
(ok he set himself up for that one)
Hicksrok: I also wanna stick a finger in your ass! can i come over
Idlk82: nah thats ok not really into that plus i dont want cross contamination with your shit and my shit i might get hepititis
Hicksrok: Can i shit in your mouth?
Idlk82: mmm thats even worse, but at least my breath will smell just like yours
Hicksrok: thats a plus
Idlk82: not really
Hicksrok: You can lick my balls too
Idlk82: ehh i wouldnt want to have that putride sweety (i know its sweaty but i was typing and it was a typo) smell so close to my nose i might pass out
at this point i got a messege saying hicksrok is no longer online. i still dont understand many things about this situation; 1. Why do girls let there boyfriends on there SN? i mean if they wanted to know who they talk to just ask them people dont wait till they are in the shower and sign on it shows you are a over protective asshole who needs to be dumped and kicked to the curb. 2. Why do the overprtective guys need to be such assholes when there gf's friends want to talk to them to see how they are doing and all that other friend stuff? they are just ruining it for them later because you know that later they are going to talk to her and tell her exactly what you said nad talk her into dumping you. i had a few others but my tummy is rumbling and i forgot, anyway guys dont be pretencious pricks when a friend of your girlfriend im's her ON HER SN to say hi. itll only make you look bad and if the friend has the brains they will do exactly what i have and posted it on the internet so the world can see how much of an ass you really are