Happy Groundhog Day, everyone!
Yeah, I know, what's so happy about it, the little bastard saw his shadow this morning so what's the point. Well, lucky for you it's been a mild winter, so just suck it up for six more weeks.
Plus also lucky for Phil. Otherwise I'd have to go all 'Caddyshack' on his ass. (Note to Bill Murray: seriously, dude, I'm glad you made peace with this whole groundhog vendetta and moved on because I really enjoyed "Lost in Translation" and "Royal Tenenbaums".)
(this post is cross-Twittered @jacqwolk)