Jul 09, 2005 16:42
I like college. College likes me. I have had sex with at least one boy every day since I've been here. I suppose you could call me a changed girl. It's just so hard not to whenever there are so many delicious boys around. Did I mention that we built this great crystal meth lab in our bathroom? Fuck yeah! Midnight kickball is the best, especially in the nude. Thank god for college. Thank god for kickball. Thank god for boys. And thank god for condoms, they save me a lot of trouble otherwise. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
Oh, I'm dropping out to sell coke. Suprise suprise!
Ew, my herpes is breaking out.