Barnard and masturbation
Oh man! I got into Barnard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so there but I Reed is pulling at my heartstrings. My mom got real prophetic, though, and was like "it is your destiny" and I am going to live in NEW YORK next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This erases the horrors that comprised yesterday. Besides all the whines of my last post, two more, infinately more awful, events took place.....
1.I had poison ivy relapse and my foot is bubbly again.
2. Yesterday as a cook wasn't so bad (free drinks all night long and 35 cent pay increase) except for one horrible event. Chef asked me to go buy him cigarattes. It was a slow night so I figured I'd walk to the gas station instead of drive (probably about 3/4 of a mile). But, after I bought them I didn't feel like walking back so I hitched a ride from a nice looking, older gentleman in his green pickup. He had a mountain of sherpa blankets that seperated the two front seats. We made polite, but stunted conversation for the first half of the ride, but then he became unresponsive and completely silent. He began driving many miles under the speed limit. I looked over the blanket heap to see why he was so quiet and he had pulled his aquamarine sweatpants down to his knees and was jerking off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god it was totally disgusting and I couldn't say anything so I just made him drop me off right there and I ran back to work and Chef got mad at me for not listening to the "don't ride with strangers" lecture and for him making me go in the first place. It was disgusting and awful!
It's weird because it is so close to the one year anniversary of the man in the mesh pants on the subway phenomenon. I hope this does not remain an annual event.
I am so there but I Reed is pulling at my heartstrings. My mom got real prophetic, though, and was like "it is your destiny" and I am going to live in NEW YORK next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This erases the horrors that comprised yesterday. Besides all the whines of my last post, two more, infinately more awful, events took place.....
1.I had poison ivy relapse and my foot is bubbly again.
2. Yesterday as a cook wasn't so bad (free drinks all night long and 35 cent pay increase) except for one horrible event. Chef asked me to go buy him cigarattes. It was a slow night so I figured I'd walk to the gas station instead of drive (probably about 3/4 of a mile). But, after I bought them I didn't feel like walking back so I hitched a ride from a nice looking, older gentleman in his green pickup. He had a mountain of sherpa blankets that seperated the two front seats. We made polite, but stunted conversation for the first half of the ride, but then he became unresponsive and completely silent. He began driving many miles under the speed limit. I looked over the blanket heap to see why he was so quiet and he had pulled his aquamarine sweatpants down to his knees and was jerking off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god it was totally disgusting and I couldn't say anything so I just made him drop me off right there and I ran back to work and Chef got mad at me for not listening to the "don't ride with strangers" lecture and for him making me go in the first place. It was disgusting and awful!
It's weird because it is so close to the one year anniversary of the man in the mesh pants on the subway phenomenon. I hope this does not remain an annual event.