Mar 25, 2011 12:29
1. Children: please stop getting your parents to write your essay. Today's count: children 4, parents 2. Ugh.
2. Schools: please make sure your students are taking their requirements. I cannot accept them without the appropriate number of science classes.
3. Heater: please turn off. While I like my new desk this radiator next to me is going to get old soon.
4. Jump to conclusions map: where are you??? This stack of applications should be solved like a coin toss.
5. Cold: Scram. Beat it. You've been here for 3 weeks too long.
6. Lottery: please match our office's numbers.
Ok. Bye-bye.