Dear Rutgers students

[little_licks]

Please stop inquiring about a position that the job posting makes clear that you will not be considered for. Calling me and trying to argue your way into an interview will not impress me. In fact, it may just annoy me. I have many other things to do today besides tell biology, economics, and electrical engineering majors why they're not

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[chikwithscourge]

i haven't even graduated college, can i have this job? i'm good at scribbling on paper and looking busy.

[little_licks]

More importantly than looking busy - how do you look in a microminskirt and spike heels? ;)

[chikwithscourge]

actually, apparently really good.

can i just walk up and down the aisles trolling for dollars?

[little_licks]

lol, well duh. :)

You can do whatsoever you like at my company, darlin'. Tho I must warn you that at 4.5 employees, we don't have any aisles. :)

[chikwithscourge]

then you better be prepared to have alot of singles.

[little_licks]

Singles? Honey, you can call me John Wilkes Booth from the way I'm droppin' Lincolns. [The paper kind. I would never throw pennies at you. In that way lies beatings. :) ]

Actually, I'd put you to work "convincing" people to do what they say. With your blowtorch and arc-welders. Safety shields are optional but recommended. :)

[chikwithscourge]

You just described my dream job.