Skeptik song on astrology

[little_kiwi]

Taurus is a bully,
Gemini's willy-nilly.
Scorpio's an Othello,
and Fishes are mellow.
Balance's true to his name,
and Lion is the same.
Virgo is pernickety,
Sagittas so much trifthy.
Capricorn's a crooner,
Aquarius is a dreamer.
But really, i don't care,
my ascendant is Quaoar!