Bored At Work (once more)
My life is really not all that fascinating, so I'm not even sure why I'm updating. Let's see -- in the past few days, what things of interest have happened to me?
1. I got a new bosslady at work. She's Australian and used to write for Australian Vogue! Pretty neat.
2. I learned how to transfer calls out. You hit "transfer" and dial the extension, apparently.
3. My mom fed my dog fast food, and then when I took him for a walk he THREW UP curly fries. That was kind of disgusting (yet fascinating). They were pretty much still intact and covered in a sac of white and yellow mucus. I don't think anyone wanted to hear about that.
4. I cleaned out my closet/wardrobe and threw away two garbage bags full of clothes. Hah! Can you believe I used to fit a size 0? It's so sad to have to throw out five (or more) pairs of jeans because you're too fat for them...
5. I wrote a story about Catholicism.
6. ... I did a hundred crunches?
I don't know. That's all I can come up with, really. I'm at work right now and I'm supposed to be updating art listings and harrassing some theater companies for high resolution photos of their productions, but really I'm typing away on Live Journal. I wonder when they'll start figuring out that I am really a total slaaaacker. Slacker slacker.
...Actually, they think that the arts listings are some big job and that I'll need days and days to compile them, but really, I'm almost done. I have like, two galleries to call, but I'm lazy about phone calls. Boo.
A french study found that women who drink three or more cups of coffee a day experience less cognitive decline. Also, it protects against heart disease. Therefore, I'm just going to go on drinking my cup of coffee even though I'm pretty sure that caffeine is bad for my skin (plus it makes me extra jittery).
Cheers, my dears.
1. I got a new bosslady at work. She's Australian and used to write for Australian Vogue! Pretty neat.
2. I learned how to transfer calls out. You hit "transfer" and dial the extension, apparently.
3. My mom fed my dog fast food, and then when I took him for a walk he THREW UP curly fries. That was kind of disgusting (yet fascinating). They were pretty much still intact and covered in a sac of white and yellow mucus. I don't think anyone wanted to hear about that.
4. I cleaned out my closet/wardrobe and threw away two garbage bags full of clothes. Hah! Can you believe I used to fit a size 0? It's so sad to have to throw out five (or more) pairs of jeans because you're too fat for them...
5. I wrote a story about Catholicism.
6. ... I did a hundred crunches?
I don't know. That's all I can come up with, really. I'm at work right now and I'm supposed to be updating art listings and harrassing some theater companies for high resolution photos of their productions, but really I'm typing away on Live Journal. I wonder when they'll start figuring out that I am really a total slaaaacker. Slacker slacker.
...Actually, they think that the arts listings are some big job and that I'll need days and days to compile them, but really, I'm almost done. I have like, two galleries to call, but I'm lazy about phone calls. Boo.
A french study found that women who drink three or more cups of coffee a day experience less cognitive decline. Also, it protects against heart disease. Therefore, I'm just going to go on drinking my cup of coffee even though I'm pretty sure that caffeine is bad for my skin (plus it makes me extra jittery).
Cheers, my dears.