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[little_heathen]

Today alissa IMed me asking if I wanted to go to the last baseball game with her. My reply was "I hate sports, but I love you." Which was my way of saying I think baseball and all other sports are a waste of time and why would any sane person spend their FREE TIME at a game. But then she mentioned boys with shirts off and I realized that I had nothing else to do so I get dressed in a million hues of green and rode over to her house. From there we walked to Shadow while eating runts. I guess Peter had told her about the game, and I didn't see anyone on the field so I was all "Um, maybe there isn't a game, and Peter's stupid and or a liar." But she said that we have a few fields which I guess we do, but there weren't any games on any of the fields so we had a conversation that either did or should have gone like this:

Elena: What? There isn't a game! Didn't I predict this?
Alissa: um. . .
Elena: I don't trust Peter at all. Didn't I say that?
Alissa: I don't think-
Elena: I trust Peter as far as I can throw him, and I probably can't even pick him up! That's a negative amount! I negative trust Peter!
Alissa: Oh, man. I guess there isn't a game.

So we walked to the back field and layed down on the bleachers in the shade, and Alissa suggested that we run around on the field, so I said, "I have a great idea! We should run on the field!" But there were signs that said Trespassing is prohibited and shit like that. So we didn't. We aren't badass enough. Or really at all. So we walked home.

The end.

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