Fic: Five Times Kids Seem Not Awesome [1/1]

[little_giddy]

Title: Five Times Kids Seem Not Awesome
Fandom: Chuck
Spoilers: Up to 2x13
Pairings: Ellie/Awesome, Chuck/Sarah, Anna/Morgan.
Rating: PG13, nothing too bad here.

hariboo_smirks : because. *g*

1.

"And remember, boys!" Awesome shouted out of the door after Chuck and Morgan, "no man is an island!"

"I'd rather be a peninsula!" Apparently dazzled by his own wit, Morgan

Comments

[kathpup]

OMG YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!!

[little_giddy]

Are we waving the sarcastic flag today?

[kathpup]

It was intending to show my delight. Honest. I think Twilight shortcircuited something in my brain. And I just really like my hedgehog.

[little_giddy]

Twilight always did though, hun :D

[kathpup]

It's one thing to hear it in your head, another to hear someone actually saying it and trying to make you believe it. Or believe that they believe that they're saying it.

[little_giddy]

"just lie back and think of the money"?

[kathpup]

Oh, so that's what that look was!

[little_giddy]

You need to be more specific. I'm assuming he only has two looks.

[kathpup]

That and a grimace that I think was supposed to be a smile.

[little_giddy]

Ah, so it's ;£ vs. :((. I can understand that. It's Twilight.

[kathpup]

Poor RP. Can't act for shit. Was wooden as hell.

[little_giddy]

Oh, God. But he was the Saving Grace Who Would Make It Not Burn And Wound.

Maybe Edward was petrified.

[kathpup]

Eugh. I was bored during most of his and Bella's scenes. I was sitting there thinking 'Why? Why are they attracted to each other? Why are they together? What? They're in love? Since WHEN? OH GOD WHY?!?!?!' Then I laughed. A lot. Mind you, the kiss in her bedroom was hot as hell, but that might just have been compared to the mediocrity of the rest of it.

Billy, Charlie and Mike and the gang saved that film from being a disaster.

[little_giddy]

... I shouldn't be surprised. The books *were* teh bad crack after all.

[kathpup]

At least in the books there was, you know, some reason why they were together. It made no sense what so ever in the film.

[little_giddy]

Maybe we're supposed to psychically sense the OMG-you're-so-hot-my-brain-broke-and-super-imposed-Mr. Darcy vibe.