good things come in threes
Three times bad:
1. I had a nightmare.
2. I have a headache.
3. I haven't had my chocolate today.
Three times good.
1. I had a smile.
2. I have music.
3. I have a violin.
Three times knowledge.
1. People rely too much on materialistic things.
2. Kittens don't like it when you dip their tail in water.
3. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire premieres today.
Three things for you.
1. Hugs.
2. Smiles.
3.
* ~ Actual Bumper Stickers ~ *
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate
Watch out for the idiot behind me!
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
Very funny Scotty; now beam up my clothes
We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All generalizations are false.
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
BAD COP! - NO DOUGHNUT!!!
Be Human.
Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.
Cat: The Other White Meat
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Could you drive any better if I shoved that mobile phone up your ass?
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock
Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with tomato sauce.
Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
Do they ever shut up on your planet.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out Alive
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
Don't follow me I am LOST!!!
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't laugh it's paid for.
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.
EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
Hogwarts Dropout
Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.
How may I ignore you today?
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
I am not speeding I am qualifying.
I Do Whatever My Chocolate Tells Me To
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
I don't do mornings.
I don't drive fast I fly low.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I left the womb for this?
I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader.
I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?
I pretend to work they pretend to pay me!
I see dumb people.
I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.
I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.
If You Think I’m A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother
I'm looking forward to regretting this!
I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.
I'm only here to ANNOY!!
It’s been one of those days all week
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores!
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
My favourite colour is chocolate.
My god can beat up your god
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Not all who wander are lost.
Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days til i start caring what you think.
Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes
Overpopulation... too much of a good thing.
Please! do not feed the ego!
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Quiet brain! or I'll poke you with another Q-tip.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
RECYCLE YOUR ANIMALS
Rehab is for quitters.
Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.
Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Stop global whining.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.
Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
Was today really necessary?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Well, isn't that special!
When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
Where is the porn?
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!
You can't be late until you show up.
YOU! Out of the gene pool!
You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me
Your lucky colour has faded.
You’re such a Muggle!
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
It's been Monday all week.