Mar 30, 2007 18:01
Well, I'm off to Introducing God tonight.
Personally I thought we'd already met, but I may have been too drunk to remember.
In other news, I'm off to the Med costume ball as a slut. I'm sorry, I mean vampire, but dammit, I'm wearing a corset whether I'm a skank or not. Maybe one of those nice young drunk naked med students will make intelligent conversation with me.
In other other news, I made a lemon slice and forgot to grease the pan. My father is hacking at it with a set of ceramic barbecue prongs and not talking to me.
Bec says hi. Last time we talked she was on top of the Parliament House in Canberra because it was 'a nice quiet spot' to do her homework. She'll be back in time to make sure I don't get too skanky tomorrow.
Time for me to go make myself look good and unskanky for God.
ceramic barbecue prongs,
god,
skankiness