Ganked from rashaka
OMG TEH FUNNY
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from little_fool.
kawaii_lyn is stalking little_fool
kawaii_lyn’s REAL name :
Starks Salter
kawaii_lyn’s REAL DOB :
17th February 1980
Height :179 cm
Weight : 86.5 kg
kawaii_lyn has dreamt about you :
28 times
kawaii_lyn became interested in you :
20th December 2004
kawaii_lyn’s latest dream about you
You are stranded with kawaii_lyn on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
This is how kawaii_lyn describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think it likes me. They must like me otherwise they would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps it’s just polite. Fuck please God, make her love me!’
kawaii_lyn’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well kawaii_lyn has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
kawaii_lyn took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
19 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"
kawaii_lyn’s Police File
kawaii_lyn will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.
Testimonies about kawaii_lyn
beckingham - A deformed enuch
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill kawaii_lyn!’
_nikiou_ - A withered old hag
‘Dear God! I knew kawaii_lyn was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. little_fool is a bit of a sucker really.’
larka_14 - Suicidal wreck
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but kawaii_lyn is definitely one of them now.’
flutie2891 - Munt-munt-munter
‘I would not piss on kawaii_lyn if they were on fire.’
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from little_fool.
kawaii_lyn is stalking little_fool
kawaii_lyn’s REAL name :
Starks Salter
kawaii_lyn’s REAL DOB :
17th February 1980
Height :179 cm
Weight : 86.5 kg
kawaii_lyn has dreamt about you :
28 times
kawaii_lyn became interested in you :
20th December 2004
kawaii_lyn’s latest dream about you
You are stranded with kawaii_lyn on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
This is how kawaii_lyn describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think it likes me. They must like me otherwise they would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps it’s just polite. Fuck please God, make her love me!’
kawaii_lyn’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well kawaii_lyn has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
kawaii_lyn took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
19 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"
kawaii_lyn’s Police File
kawaii_lyn will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.
Testimonies about kawaii_lyn
beckingham - A deformed enuch
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill kawaii_lyn!’
_nikiou_ - A withered old hag
‘Dear God! I knew kawaii_lyn was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. little_fool is a bit of a sucker really.’
larka_14 - Suicidal wreck
‘I don’t really have that many enemies - but kawaii_lyn is definitely one of them now.’
flutie2891 - Munt-munt-munter
‘I would not piss on kawaii_lyn if they were on fire.’