'Cause I Hurt Inside.
Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a girl. This girl's name is none of your business, really, but I think that you should know about her because I said so. Any way, this girl was happy until she found out something horrible. The horrible thing isn't relevant to what I'm talking about, I just felt that you should know that something horrible happened.
So the girl went on a walk down her street - she owned the street, you know - and met this boy. Now, I'm not sure what the boy's name was, so make one up for this story's sake. And the boy told her things; many many wonderful things - or so I suppose because they fell in love and got married. In fact, they got married that very same day! I don't know where, so don't ask me.
But the girl's parents got angry. "How dare you elope!" I think they yelled. But she just shrugged and said something like: "I love him." So she moved away and had one kid nine months later. And she named this kid, Juikioth. Actually, she didn't name her kid that, I just typed up random letters. And Juikioth grew up to be a doctor. Yes, I'm sure he became a doctor. And with his awesome doctor skills, he killed his grandparents.
End.
Did I make your eyes bleed with my lack of plot/randomness?
If so, that is how I feel when I read bad fanfiction.
*sigh* Sorry, I just didn't want to suffer alone...
So the girl went on a walk down her street - she owned the street, you know - and met this boy. Now, I'm not sure what the boy's name was, so make one up for this story's sake. And the boy told her things; many many wonderful things - or so I suppose because they fell in love and got married. In fact, they got married that very same day! I don't know where, so don't ask me.
But the girl's parents got angry. "How dare you elope!" I think they yelled. But she just shrugged and said something like: "I love him." So she moved away and had one kid nine months later. And she named this kid, Juikioth. Actually, she didn't name her kid that, I just typed up random letters. And Juikioth grew up to be a doctor. Yes, I'm sure he became a doctor. And with his awesome doctor skills, he killed his grandparents.
End.
Did I make your eyes bleed with my lack of plot/randomness?
If so, that is how I feel when I read bad fanfiction.
*sigh* Sorry, I just didn't want to suffer alone...