Hair Gel and Fuckbuttons
I have been rocked, in my sockular area.
Yes, that's right The Bedlam Boys knocked me up and I'm now pregnant with their Rock 'n Roll love child.
I don't think I've ever been to one of those concerts and not been blown away. And now they have a chant that I can sing whilst waiting for them to come on stage. HOW COOL IS THAT!?!
Alright, here's a question:
Why am I still single? I rock. I have nice hair, I dress well. I'm healthy and attractive. And I'm funnier than Steve Martin!(just barely) Yet somehow I'm still cold and alone in bed at night. WHAT THE FUCK!?
Somebody fucked up somewhere and forgot to hand out a girlfriend to me.
(Wait, maybe it's cause I'm really shy and don't know how to let a girl know I'm interested in them ... shit! I just hit the nail on the single life head!)
Whatever, I'm not sad. Any girl who doesn't want to give me a go. Sadly, it's your loss.
NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! I GET TO RELAX! YAY!
Yes, that's right The Bedlam Boys knocked me up and I'm now pregnant with their Rock 'n Roll love child.
I don't think I've ever been to one of those concerts and not been blown away. And now they have a chant that I can sing whilst waiting for them to come on stage. HOW COOL IS THAT!?!
Alright, here's a question:
Why am I still single? I rock. I have nice hair, I dress well. I'm healthy and attractive. And I'm funnier than Steve Martin!(just barely) Yet somehow I'm still cold and alone in bed at night. WHAT THE FUCK!?
Somebody fucked up somewhere and forgot to hand out a girlfriend to me.
(Wait, maybe it's cause I'm really shy and don't know how to let a girl know I'm interested in them ... shit! I just hit the nail on the single life head!)
Whatever, I'm not sad. Any girl who doesn't want to give me a go. Sadly, it's your loss.
NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! I GET TO RELAX! YAY!