Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I bought porn for
thewootofevil (-10 points). In July I gave
ariamagick a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I gave
purplehazzen420 a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1674 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
little_emmy