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Nov 01, 2009 19:23

 What would I do without Ecco?

the villainess: I need help
eccoblackfin: Asking the wrong person
the villainess: Literary help, not personal help
eccoblackfin: Oh
eccoblackfin: Then ask away!
the villainess: Feh, are you kidding.  I know not to trouble you with my girlie junk.
Okay: The main character ends up in a box, blah blah, box goes on display in an art gallery, blah blah.  What is the name of the exhibit? >.<
eccoblackfin: I was about to say, my idea of psychiatry is give them a hand grenade and pull the pin
the villainess: I was thinking "Living Thing" or "Still Life" (har?), or "This Is What Ecco Wants To Do To Me".  But those all sound lame.
the villainess: Seriously?  You want me to blow my arm and most of my head off?
eccoblackfin: Just the pin
eccoblackfin: You sitll have the spoon
eccoblackfin: But someone would die
the villainess: Excellent.
eccoblackfin: Probably many people
eccoblackfin: Republican national convention, maybe..
the villainess: wait wait xD
the villainess: RNC is who will die or RNC is the name of the exhibit? 
eccoblackfin: Name of the exihibit.."I thoguht this was just a game"
eccoblackfin: Who will die
the villainess: You Just Lost: The Game
And so it becomes a meme novel.
the villainess: Or The Game: You Just Lost
eccoblackfin: Well, you got your final sentence there

the villainess: For now I'm going to call it "Weighted Companion Cube" until I come up with something non-copyright infringing.
eccoblackfin: How's it coming overall?
the villainess: 3,076 words down!  It's coming along
eccoblackfin: How many total?
eccoblackfin: 35,000? wow..have fun!
the villainess: 3,076/50,000
eccoblackfin: ..Erm
eccoblackfin: ...HAHA!
the villainess: Yeeaah...
the villainess: Soo... I'm doing terrifically for the first day, dickface.
the villainess: I meant that as a genuine term of endearment by the way.
eccoblackfin: First day?
eccoblackfin: ..oh, right, November...duhoy!
the villainess: ^^ the villainess:
To make it, at minimum I have to write 1,667 a day. So I'm somewhat ahead of the curve.
eccoblackfin: Well, in that case
eccoblackfin: HAHA!
the villainess: -.- stfu ihateyou
eccoblackfin: Aw, and I love you too!
eccoblackfin: You know what they say...
the villainess: Hurt the ones you really want to stab in teh face, but not fatally just enough to make them bleed for a while, and maybe have some blood transfusions?
the villainess: I'm doing it right?
eccoblackfin: I was thinking more like "When in Rome, nuke the world"
the villainess: Eh, I was close.

It just never ends: .
eccoblackfin: ur momza close
the villainess: She is. Just on the otherside of the floor actually.
eccoblackfin: Hrm
eccoblackfin: Time to cut otu the floor with her under it
eccoblackfin: i mean..what
the villainess: This is a brilliant plan. It'll be the bathroom floor so the tub falls on her. She'll be like the Wicked Witch of the East, except instead of getting the whole house she'll just be crushed by one room of it. the villainess: And then I can steal her ruby slippers! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
eccoblackfin: ..Wait, which of you is the wicked witch? o.O
the villainess: <.<; She is? WWotW would have to be one of her sisters to stay at least somewhat true to the story.
the villainess: I'm merely a string puller, or saw weilder? I'm the one holding the pen. I HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER! BWAAAAAAHAHHAHAH!
the villainess: ... I need more coffee.
eccoblackfin: tits or gtfo
the villainess: Coffee tits?
eccoblackfin: Nono, coffee booooooooooooooooooobs
the villainess: Caffeinated chesticals!
eccoblackfin: ..That's frightening
the villainess: That's the most genius idea ever.
eccoblackfin: I worry about you
the villainess: Lies. You adore my strangeness. You play into it and feed it.
eccoblackfin: That's because I expect sex in return!
eccoblackfin: But this..this is pure MADNESS
 

ecco, nanowrimo, writing

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