"We don't want a rabbit, we want a pheasant."

[little_ekern]

Here you will find the details of a recent unusual and unpleasant, pheasant experience

Comments

[bootleg_betsy]

hah. just generally.

in other news, congratulations on your fifth ever entry, or some such thing.

this is a very long-winded account, and mostly spelt well. i give it a B+. good boy! stuart done clever!

c xx

[little_ekern]

It didn't seem long when I was writing it because I had a lot that I wanted to say. When I finished I noticed it did look long but could not be bothered to go back and edit it. I found it interesting so I hope other people don't find it boring. I would also like to add that it is completely spelt well. Or completely spelt as well as it was intended to be spelt. So there!

[restlessboy]

it is so weird and i swear to god this is true but that pheasant plucker rhyme has been in and out of my head all weekend...

which is even more odd given what happened this weekend...

[love_worn]

Wow! i wish a pheasant would fly through my window. I would keep it as a pet, and dig up worms and other insects for it, and build it a big nest.