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Many years ago ......
I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me - her beautiful younger sister. My sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went bra-less.
One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister.
Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom now, and if you want one last wild fling, come up and join me. I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, and then turned and made a be-line straight out the front door to my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We' re so happy that you've passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car...................................
I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me - her beautiful younger sister. My sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went bra-less.
One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister.
Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom now, and if you want one last wild fling, come up and join me. I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, and then turned and made a be-line straight out the front door to my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We' re so happy that you've passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car...................................