Lubricant for spontaneous sex between two men in a shower?

Feb 11, 2018 03:26


My setting is futuristic-military: earth-born soldiers doing their tour of duty defending fledgling human colonies on other planets against aliens.

I have two soldiers who have been attracted to each other for a while, alone in the barracks showers. Sex ensues. My question is: what can they use as a lubricant?

I found that water is no good, soap is ( Read more... )

~homosexuality (misc), ~sex

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archangelbeth May 6 2018, 05:09:01 UTC
I agree -- go with something that's futuristic if you can't find anything that necessarily works. Or go ahead and use the soap, honestly. Body Wash style stuff, not bar soap, though. Someone's gonna be needing to use a healing ointment enema afterwards, maybe, but if they're not thinking ahead and have enough endorphins, they'll only realize afterwards that there was a Regrettable Error made.

There is sometimes mucus in the anal area (there's gotta be some lubricant to move the fecal material along, basically), so some people can -- at least occasionally -- have "dry" anal sex anyway. Water would increase friction at the entry, which is where you'd need the body-wash/shower gel to overcome that.

Hair conditioner might also be useful, but as it's pretty much impossible to find guy conditioners (the best one gets is 2-in-1 stuff), you'd probably have to invent someone who was Very Hair Conscious and had left the tail ends of their personal supply in the shower.

One link I found: https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1zccav/i_use_shower_gel_to_finger_my_ass_and_i_have_some/?st=jgucd22p&sh=8d1149de

So... yeah, soap's not a good idea, but it'd probably work in the heat of the moment, and you could allude to the possibly embarrassing medical appointment that the receptive guy's likely to need to make.

Oh, right, and there's actually something you could use soap for, which would be "between thighs" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex) -- possibly with a reach-around. It wouldn't need to be face-to-face, and you could even toss in a "want to penetrate, but only have soap, and that's actually a *****y lube" line.

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