Whats a Hollywood Bed? Something dirty, right?
"Excuse me sir? Can you not talk to her?"*
"Ugh I have a headache."
"Just a friendly reminder..."
"Oh, we were all over that."
"Well at least you have a song!!!"*
"Well you don't have to be such a BITCH about it."*
"Give him road head!!!"*
"FINGERS Jr.!!!!!"
"Karma hates us!"
"-Did you know your life was meaningless last year because you didn't know me?
-Yea, and your life was too because you didn't know me.
-Oh no, my life had meaning.
-Yea but its more meaningful now that you know me.
-... I'll let you think that."
"I'm so hungry I'm going to eat this table."
"Do they even know we're here? Should we shoot off some flares, just in case?"
"Curly or Straight? Curly or Straight?"
"Look, there she is."
"I could be giving her a worse finger."
"Would you light my candle? Oh what did you do with my candle?"
* thanks meg, you're my hero! haha
oh and because i'm never home i think i'm going to rent out my room for cash. i spent a grand total of 12 hours in my house this weekend.
"Ugh I have a headache."
"Just a friendly reminder..."
"Oh, we were all over that."
"Well at least you have a song!!!"*
"Well you don't have to be such a BITCH about it."*
"Give him road head!!!"*
"FINGERS Jr.!!!!!"
"Karma hates us!"
"-Did you know your life was meaningless last year because you didn't know me?
-Yea, and your life was too because you didn't know me.
-Oh no, my life had meaning.
-Yea but its more meaningful now that you know me.
-... I'll let you think that."
"I'm so hungry I'm going to eat this table."
"Do they even know we're here? Should we shoot off some flares, just in case?"
"Curly or Straight? Curly or Straight?"
"Look, there she is."
"I could be giving her a worse finger."
"Would you light my candle? Oh what did you do with my candle?"
* thanks meg, you're my hero! haha
oh and because i'm never home i think i'm going to rent out my room for cash. i spent a grand total of 12 hours in my house this weekend.