Hey! Remember me!? :)
I'm ALIVE.
And I was bored so here's a survey.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (My baby is all gone. ;___;)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I live on the boob.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Yes, but I don't read them that often.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Just getting back into the habit with "Animal Crossing: Wild World")
× I've tried marijuana. (Drugs are for losers.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Hentai mostly.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Nope.)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (If you can get out of it with a little white lie, who cares?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (FUCK YEAH!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yes, since I met my fianc'ee I've been looking up.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I found it in the couch.)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (I broke a boys nose in the third grade for cutting in line.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Who doesn't?)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (It comes with the part about me being totally mental.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I like myself the way I am. The only thing I would fix is my acne, but they have pills/creams for that.)
× I need/want money right now. (No, I got paid yesterday.)
✓ I love sushi. (Only from Japan baby!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (When I am flustered or excited.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (My mouth tastes like poopie even after I brush. : ()
✓ I have long hair. (A rattail.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I was ten, and I dropped a dollar on the floor of a casino.)
× I have at least one sibling. (Only child beeyotch.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (U.S. citizen unfortunately.)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I had these cool hot pink extensions when I was like seven.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I've had a creepy stalker.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I am as hip as can be.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Not that I can think of.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I see the glass as "Where'd all the juice go?".)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (BIPOLAR.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (No, we have too many skanks in this town.)
× I slept with a roommate. (I don't have a roommate.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I can bite my toenails.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (YES AND NO.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Suprisingly, I do.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Not yet.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Yeah, I like to hear other people's voices to know how they feel.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (On the weekends, but not all the time.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Hot Topic, I can stay in there for hours.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Sometimes she can be a real tard, but I love my mom nonetheless.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who doesn't now a days?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I don't drink.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (DENIED.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I'm currently engaged.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I can't decide for the better of me.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (A boy and a girl.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I DO NOT and repeat DO NOT want to experience it again until I have to.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I dunno if I have.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Grass makes me itchy.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I'm still a kid at heart and want to stay that way so I don't choose to learn alot.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I was.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I am, but my "Away" isn't on.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Quotes, and lyrics.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drank in Ireland, but they said we could, and I tried wine at my mom's birthday once.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Stumpy's WAY WAY WAY ex-BF.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Hee-hee. Sandy little butthole.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Nah.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (A bit, and ONLY a bit.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Who wouldn't? And if you wouldn't you're an asshole.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (If I draw it has to be perfect, and I obsess over alot of things.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Ew.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Duh. Free candy.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (No.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Content.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (No, I've found the one for me.)
✓ Democrat. (DOWN WITH BUSH! Is it 2008 yet?)
× Republican. (N-nn-nnn-not on your life.)
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (I am a freak.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (My fiancee is 3 years older than I am.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Nope. I wing it. : ()
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Speedy and tight.)
× I can work on a car. (Ha-ha-ha. Good one.)
✓ I love my job(s). (I get $10.00 for watching T.V. and being a taxi driver.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I seem to be getting on pretty well.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (No, but I want my nose and lip pierced.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Usually, but not in the house since we have buggies.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (O_O You must be joking?)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Turtle threesome in Nate's planner. Hee-hee.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nah, I buy a little eyeliner and mascara here and there.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Achieve major in the arts!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Armpits count?)
✓ I hate office jobs. (I'd rather end up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire than be in a tiny space all day with some asshole who never shuts up and a copier that doesn't work.)
× I went to college out of state. (Slow down, I'm not even out of highschool.)
✓ I am adopted. (Yep, and nothing but mental torment has come from it.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Fire good. Fire very goooood.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Nope.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (My parents do it.)
× I fall for the worst people. (No.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (Like "OMFG!! My eyes are melting from their sockets!!!" bright.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Oro?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebees is okay, but TGI Fridays is only Hooters with a family theme.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Like a monkey!)
× I can't whistle. (Name this tune!)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (He died a few years ago. ;___;)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Yeah, but most of them are blank. XD)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Scream and swear.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Totally. I know more about the 60' to the 90' than now.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Drawing instead of vaccuming.)
× I wear a toe ring. (Too uncomfortable.)
× I have a tattoo. (Not yet.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I work with my cousins who're gone 90% of the day.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (COFFEE GOOD. SODA GOOD.)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I am a hippy. The only thing that sets me apart from a true hippy is that I bathe.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I would probably kill a select few at school at once. Does that count?)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I love to collect bottles, and top hats.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I don't drink. : ()
✓ I'm an artist. (I LOVE TO DRAW AND WRITE.)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Sorta.)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Pillows crowd me too.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (No, even the thought of it creeps me out.)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (They're a bit under-brushed at the moment.)
× I hate my toes. (I wiggle them happily.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I found it interesting.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Nah.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Here in HELL all of my miserable life.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (I need to stretch.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Embrace. Warmth. Not someone slobbering on me.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Doing my own comic book, or drawing for a major company.)
× I smoke. (Sure! I'd LOVE to get cancer~!)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I should go out more, but too many things to do online.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Noboby who's supposedly "normal" has.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Sometimes I can be a big ol' softee.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (>: ) I like boom-boom sticks.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I wear them all the time. : D)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It's eerie.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I like my own world because no one can hear the people I am mangling scream.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (In Math class too.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I HATE MY SHRINK!)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (My house is even haunted.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I've been that way alot.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (SHRINE OF ALL THINGS HORROR.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (You're weird.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Yeah, but lately my fianc'ee has bought me most of it.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I'm not judgemental. I'm bluntly honest with people who are uptight dickweeds.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Drama student, but no queen.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (JAPAN BABY! YEAH!)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He can be a pain, but I love him.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I feel good at what I'm doing, unless I am doing it for someone.)
× I am a Libertarian. (Huh? O.o)
× I can speak more than one language. (Japanese, Jibberish, Italian, Russian, and more.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (My brain can shut itself off.)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (I like my T.V. and books equally.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Horror and thriller are my cup.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I SWEAR IT WAS DUE THE NEXT DAY.)
× I have no piercings. (My ears.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (A park, but it was for Astronomy camp.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I look like a boy.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Nope.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (All the time.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Cats and dogs.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Anything BUT X-BOX.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I like yoga.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I wish!)
× I am compulsively honest. (I lie.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Bipolar counts, right?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (No.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (No, I don't think so.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I think I may be, but I'm not sure.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Yeah.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Music distracts me.)
× I dislike milk. (MILK IS GOOD.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (FREAK.)
× I always carry something significant around with me. (My rings.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (While my hair is growing out, but besides that no.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Wha?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I'm still at home.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No.)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Duh.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (I sleep that way.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (9/11. Get over it.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (No.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I love comedy.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Skanks.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Bubbly yum-yum fun.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I want to meet Hitler.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Some times.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Long before I should have.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Sometimes.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No.)
✓ I love to sing. (Yes, everywhere I go no matter how bad I am.)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I already do!)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Had one, then it went BOOM.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Maybe.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ew.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Not yet.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Hello. Drama student.)
× I enjoy burritos. (My tummy churns just hearing it.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I am, but not 100%.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (Brown hair, green eyes baby!)
× I am a twin! (The evil one.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (No.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I can get bored VERY easily.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Definately.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Except when I have to work.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (A bit.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (I want to work alone.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Sometimes.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Um, maybe?)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (YAY ILLEGAL!)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I WANNA READ IT!!!)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (: D
The Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I WANNA READ.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (>: ) Oh yeah baby!)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Yes and no.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (When I am depressed.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (FOOTBALL!)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It was, but not as bad as some.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (No.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (No.)
And I was bored so here's a survey.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (My baby is all gone. ;___;)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I live on the boob.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Yes, but I don't read them that often.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Just getting back into the habit with "Animal Crossing: Wild World")
× I've tried marijuana. (Drugs are for losers.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Hentai mostly.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Nope.)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (If you can get out of it with a little white lie, who cares?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (FUCK YEAH!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yes, since I met my fianc'ee I've been looking up.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I found it in the couch.)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (I broke a boys nose in the third grade for cutting in line.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Who doesn't?)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (It comes with the part about me being totally mental.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I like myself the way I am. The only thing I would fix is my acne, but they have pills/creams for that.)
× I need/want money right now. (No, I got paid yesterday.)
✓ I love sushi. (Only from Japan baby!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (When I am flustered or excited.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (My mouth tastes like poopie even after I brush. : ()
✓ I have long hair. (A rattail.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I was ten, and I dropped a dollar on the floor of a casino.)
× I have at least one sibling. (Only child beeyotch.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (U.S. citizen unfortunately.)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I had these cool hot pink extensions when I was like seven.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I've had a creepy stalker.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I am as hip as can be.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Not that I can think of.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I see the glass as "Where'd all the juice go?".)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (BIPOLAR.)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (No, we have too many skanks in this town.)
× I slept with a roommate. (I don't have a roommate.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I can bite my toenails.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (YES AND NO.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Suprisingly, I do.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Not yet.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Yeah, I like to hear other people's voices to know how they feel.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (On the weekends, but not all the time.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Hot Topic, I can stay in there for hours.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Sometimes she can be a real tard, but I love my mom nonetheless.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who doesn't now a days?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I don't drink.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (DENIED.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I'm currently engaged.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I can't decide for the better of me.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (A boy and a girl.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (I DO NOT and repeat DO NOT want to experience it again until I have to.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I dunno if I have.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Grass makes me itchy.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I'm still a kid at heart and want to stay that way so I don't choose to learn alot.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I was.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I am, but my "Away" isn't on.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Quotes, and lyrics.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drank in Ireland, but they said we could, and I tried wine at my mom's birthday once.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Stumpy's WAY WAY WAY ex-BF.)
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (Hee-hee. Sandy little butthole.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Nah.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (A bit, and ONLY a bit.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Who wouldn't? And if you wouldn't you're an asshole.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (If I draw it has to be perfect, and I obsess over alot of things.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Ew.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Duh. Free candy.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (No.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Content.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (No, I've found the one for me.)
✓ Democrat. (DOWN WITH BUSH! Is it 2008 yet?)
× Republican. (N-nn-nnn-not on your life.)
× I don't even know what I am.
✓ I am punk rockish. (I am a freak.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (My fiancee is 3 years older than I am.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Nope. I wing it. : ()
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Speedy and tight.)
× I can work on a car. (Ha-ha-ha. Good one.)
✓ I love my job(s). (I get $10.00 for watching T.V. and being a taxi driver.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I seem to be getting on pretty well.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (No, but I want my nose and lip pierced.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Usually, but not in the house since we have buggies.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (O_O You must be joking?)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Turtle threesome in Nate's planner. Hee-hee.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Nah, I buy a little eyeliner and mascara here and there.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Achieve major in the arts!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Armpits count?)
✓ I hate office jobs. (I'd rather end up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire than be in a tiny space all day with some asshole who never shuts up and a copier that doesn't work.)
× I went to college out of state. (Slow down, I'm not even out of highschool.)
✓ I am adopted. (Yep, and nothing but mental torment has come from it.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Fire good. Fire very goooood.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (Nope.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (My parents do it.)
× I fall for the worst people. (No.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (Like "OMFG!! My eyes are melting from their sockets!!!" bright.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Oro?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebees is okay, but TGI Fridays is only Hooters with a family theme.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Like a monkey!)
× I can't whistle. (Name this tune!)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (He died a few years ago. ;___;)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Yeah, but most of them are blank. XD)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Scream and swear.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Totally. I know more about the 60' to the 90' than now.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Drawing instead of vaccuming.)
× I wear a toe ring. (Too uncomfortable.)
× I have a tattoo. (Not yet.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I work with my cousins who're gone 90% of the day.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (COFFEE GOOD. SODA GOOD.)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I am a hippy. The only thing that sets me apart from a true hippy is that I bathe.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I would probably kill a select few at school at once. Does that count?)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I love to collect bottles, and top hats.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I don't drink. : ()
✓ I'm an artist. (I LOVE TO DRAW AND WRITE.)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Sorta.)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Pillows crowd me too.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (No, even the thought of it creeps me out.)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (They're a bit under-brushed at the moment.)
× I hate my toes. (I wiggle them happily.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I found it interesting.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Nah.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Here in HELL all of my miserable life.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (I need to stretch.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Embrace. Warmth. Not someone slobbering on me.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Doing my own comic book, or drawing for a major company.)
× I smoke. (Sure! I'd LOVE to get cancer~!)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I should go out more, but too many things to do online.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Noboby who's supposedly "normal" has.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Sometimes I can be a big ol' softee.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (>: ) I like boom-boom sticks.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I wear them all the time. : D)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It's eerie.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I like my own world because no one can hear the people I am mangling scream.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (In Math class too.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I HATE MY SHRINK!)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (My house is even haunted.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I've been that way alot.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (SHRINE OF ALL THINGS HORROR.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (You're weird.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Yeah, but lately my fianc'ee has bought me most of it.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I'm not judgemental. I'm bluntly honest with people who are uptight dickweeds.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Drama student, but no queen.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (JAPAN BABY! YEAH!)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He can be a pain, but I love him.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I feel good at what I'm doing, unless I am doing it for someone.)
× I am a Libertarian. (Huh? O.o)
× I can speak more than one language. (Japanese, Jibberish, Italian, Russian, and more.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (My brain can shut itself off.)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (I like my T.V. and books equally.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Horror and thriller are my cup.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I SWEAR IT WAS DUE THE NEXT DAY.)
× I have no piercings. (My ears.)
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (A park, but it was for Astronomy camp.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I look like a boy.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Nope.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (All the time.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Cats and dogs.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Anything BUT X-BOX.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I like yoga.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I wish!)
× I am compulsively honest. (I lie.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Bipolar counts, right?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (No.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (No, I don't think so.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I think I may be, but I'm not sure.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Yeah.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Music distracts me.)
× I dislike milk. (MILK IS GOOD.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (FREAK.)
× I always carry something significant around with me. (My rings.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (While my hair is growing out, but besides that no.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Wha?)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I'm still at home.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No.)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Duh.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (I sleep that way.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (9/11. Get over it.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (No.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I love comedy.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Skanks.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (Bubbly yum-yum fun.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I want to meet Hitler.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Some times.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Long before I should have.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Sometimes.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No.)
✓ I love to sing. (Yes, everywhere I go no matter how bad I am.)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I already do!)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Had one, then it went BOOM.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Maybe.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ew.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Not yet.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Hello. Drama student.)
× I enjoy burritos. (My tummy churns just hearing it.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I am, but not 100%.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (Brown hair, green eyes baby!)
× I am a twin! (The evil one.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (No.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I can get bored VERY easily.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Definately.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Except when I have to work.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (A bit.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (I want to work alone.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Sometimes.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Um, maybe?)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (YAY ILLEGAL!)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I WANNA READ IT!!!)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (: D
The Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I WANNA READ.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (>: ) Oh yeah baby!)
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Yes and no.)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (When I am depressed.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (FOOTBALL!)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It was, but not as bad as some.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (No.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (No.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (No.)