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[little_anchor]

[And the PokeGear turns on to Luffy groaning. He's looking kind of grumbly and sleepy, but the Aipom's stolen his device again.]

Stupid Aipy, give it back!

[The pokémon, offscreen, snickers at him.]

GIVE IT BACK! [And a groan and he holds his stomach. He's covered in sugar, which he's been eating nonstop until most of it's gone. The Aipom does

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[justicereigns]

.... What the fuck?

WHERE did you get all that sugar?

[little_anchor]

Kaaaaz. [Groan.]

Stupid Aipy. [And he's taking his communicator back. Aipy sulks and crawls back into the tree for a little.]

[justicereigns]

Oh for the love of -- she and I are going to have a little talk.

And you're going to take a bath before your pokemon decide to lick you clean.

How sick do you feel?

[little_anchor]

[Groooaaaannn... And then he sniffles and tries to suck it up.]

I don't want a bath!

[justicereigns]

Would you rather get eaten by wild pokemon?

[little_anchor]

I'm not gonna get eaten! I have Aipy.

[Except the monkey's blowing raspberries at him from the tree.]

Not gonna take a bath!

1/2

[justicereigns]

Aipy probably wants to eat you at this point.

Fine. Stay sticky. Not like I give a damn.

[justicereigns]

[Except for the part where he does care and brings Luffy a water-bottle, some stomach meds and wet face cloth.]

Here. Take it. You'll feel better. [SIGH.] You're kind of an idiot, you know that?

[little_anchor]

HE DOESN'T WANNA EAT ME!

[Except he probably does. Luffy just grumbles and hugs his stomach until Smoker brings over the medication. He points at it.]

What's tha--

I'M NOT AN IDIOT!

[justicereigns]

You're sick from eating too much. Even for a D. What do you call that, genius?

[little_anchor]

I ate more than that at the buffet and I didn't get sick.

[Your logic: [up here]

His head: [down here]]

[justicereigns]

[Sadly, Smoker is actually going to try to make him think because Smoker is weird and thinks Luffy is craftier than he is.]

Right, so what's different between this time and at the buffet?

[little_anchor]

Birdseeds.

[And more grumbling. He starts gnawing on the cloth, since he's not really sure what to do with the meds.]

[justicereigns]

[Smoker just stares at the cloth gnawing. Luffy has no concept of cleanliness. But he opens up the bottle and take out pill and tosses it in Luffy's mouth.] Swallow.

So maybe the lesson is don't eat so much of this type of food. If you're smart, you'll get why.

[little_anchor]

[Oh. Pill in mouth now. He swallows and cringes; it touched his tongue, eeew.] Was that chalk?

[Oh. Lecture. He half tunes it out, like everything Gramps says. God, you marines are boring. Always teaching life lessons and shit nobody cares about.]

No more birdseeds? Or just a little?

[Because it's not the sugar.]

[justicereigns]

Yes.

[Eh whatever. Smoker's aware Garp sets records on donut-eating. They can handle inhuman amounts he figures.]