what you get for relying on a man...

Feb 27, 2003 00:58

you know that sex quiz i posted the other day? well, i did the old "cut and paste" from a dear dear man... who cut like 20 questions from it!!!!

here are those questions:
11. Guy with the smallest penis? the guy in the woods that i thought had his pinky in me, but it wasn't.
12. biggest penis? My ex. it was like giving a race car to a "maw-maw".
13. Favorite celeb penis? give me the cast of OZ.
15. Your boob size? 36DDD
17. Ideal penis size? Not too big- i dont want to have a baby, i wanna get..ummm.. yanno.
22. Do you like hairy guys? No.
26. Ever kissed a girl, and if yes how many? Yes. About a dozen.
36. First celeb guy you would have sex with? ummmm no clue
40. Ever threw up after giving head? ummm yeah, while deep throating- not just on a straight blow job tho
41. Lost your gag reflex? i'm always working in it
49. Had sex while you were on your rag? try and stop me- oral too.
50. Flashed your tits? you betcha. wanna see?
51. Flashed for money/gifts? Uh huh- why waste it?
54. How many guys have given u an oral favor? ummm..no clue?
55. How many guys have touched your boobs? more than enough
58. Ever faked an orgasm? yup
60. How many guys have given you an orgasm total? bout a quarter of the ones i've been with
62. Ever went out with brothers? No, but a guy went out with me and my sister (dumped her first tho)
65. What have you done with someone of the opposite sex? errrmm.. is this a trick question?

ok, so we learned to always check up on a man from this; you would think i already know this....
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